i rescued all the little sisters. i fucking knew it would be worth it

who in their right mind would harvest them?!

idk what you're talking about. my writing is atrocious. i use way too many semi-colons, i only use the same seven descriptors when thinking on the spot, i'm better at writing smut than the things i actually want to write. i hateit

what's cool about me?

i lash out moreoften than anyone else i know

a friend, that is

didn't even know you considered me one

This guy looks like he'd be voiced by Patrick Warburton