This is an amazing coincidence, I'm in the middle of a very similar RP over on Discord.

Longinus.

Yeah, a platter of fish sandwiches.

*cracks knuckles*
He came because he was being nailed by several burly Romans.

Me when someone at work asks how my weekend was.

Mmm, can't handle what? Hearing just how badly I want to pin you against the wall? Make you look down my throat and feel my breath washing over your face? Taste your chin sliding over my tongue as I shove you down head first? Feel you curl up inside me?
#vore

...fuck, I'm gonna have to come up with culture groups now.

Mm, that's a happy medium. Probably closer to Stan energy, then. Or maybe Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo, just without the Minnesota Nice.

I both see and love your vision. Though, I will admit, I don't know if it's better if Eddy has a growth spurt or not at some point. Because on the one hand, you can have Stan Pines. And on the other, you can have Danny DeVito with (I imagine) slicked back hair, and I can't decide which is better.

And being a prey species on top of it? No one in their right mind would suspect that the oddly lumpy bulge in my- THEIR stomach was anything other than a big lunch.

i legit thought you meant tumblr for a second

I barely have any memory of Bill Maher before around...2010, maybe, but I definitely remember that Knowing Better video where Maher defends tobacco companies against the people suing them during one of his stand up specials.

roses are red
violets aren't green
sometimes i wish i was jared, 19

Okay, hold on just a second.

I legitimately didn't know anyone I followed was into Brandon's original stuff. Just...a Stuff & Sam flashbang right across my feed.