She gets so mad at me when I disturb her afternoon nap
February 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
She gets so mad at me when I disturb her afternoon nap
me when i decide it's finally time to rewatch the young pope
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
me when i decide it's finally time to rewatch the young pope
3. Also remember just because certain names don't appear doesn't mean they aren't partying on other billionaire pedo islands...
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
3. Also remember just because certain names don't appear doesn't mean they aren't partying on other billionaire pedo islands...
Republicans think voting by mail is good now?
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Republicans think voting by mail is good now?
maybe i'll watch only good movies this year
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
maybe i'll watch only good movies this year
He loves when I bring home the empty boxes strewn around the office.
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He loves when I bring home the empty boxes strewn around the office.
expressed excitement for tim and eric writing a horror script.
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
expressed excitement for tim and eric writing a horror script.
i've read more than anything else this year so here were my favorite first time reads of 2025
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i've read more than anything else this year so here were my favorite first time reads of 2025
My friend got me one of the greatest Christmas gifts I've ever received.
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My friend got me one of the greatest Christmas gifts I've ever received.
The last thing you see before you die.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The last thing you see before you die.
Mad at me for turning the light on to take her picture.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Mad at me for turning the light on to take her picture.
The face of a criminal committed to breaking and entering.
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The face of a criminal committed to breaking and entering.
Glad God found time to promise some stuff specifically for psychos.
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Glad God found time to promise some stuff specifically for psychos.
I was embarrassingly way too into the Shins for a couple of months in the year of our lord 2025.
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I was embarrassingly way too into the Shins for a couple of months in the year of our lord 2025.
She has denounced her evil ways
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
She has denounced her evil ways
The face of a demon...
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The face of a demon...
The most important scientific advancement of the decade.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The most important scientific advancement of the decade.
Even cats can get addicted to slot machines
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Even cats can get addicted to slot machines
Sometimes you just have to stick your head in an empty cupholder.
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes you just have to stick your head in an empty cupholder.
Sometimes you see the shadow of a lizard and it becomes all consuming.
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sometimes you see the shadow of a lizard and it becomes all consuming.