Not clicking on a TalkShite article but hope whatever he's got reaches his voicebox asap. Quite relieved I don't have to put up with him calling Vitinha a 'techy baller' or some other bollocks every 12 seconds.

A Japanese and an Italian tourist on a sightseeing tour of Leeds today.

Sky Sports Rugby League commentary needs a complete overhaul. So does the officiating. Start again. Super League is becoming a clown show.

'Fletch', Savage and Ferdinand on comms together, truly a detestable set of giddy scum wankers.

Love those sporting events that creep up on you and then BANG it's Boat Race weekend. Same goes for the Grand National.

Donnarumma is part of the Fraud Watch furniture at this point

Get your Real Sociedad midfielder name by combining your favourite way of preparing beef with your favourite victim of a Ben Thatcher assault. Mine is Brais Mendez.

Philogene might be on for the weirdest hat trick ever here

I see Antonio Gramsci's Prison Notebooks made it to BookTok

Just seen an everton tattoo in public. Some people just exude the confidence I strive for. Think I'd feel more comfortable with a swastika.

Spent about 3 songs of the gig I went to tonight thinking about how they get their 15ft prawn through customs on their European tour.

Introduce yourself with four footballers.