Humph
@humphythefish.bsky.social
Bonsoir! How nice to meet you! Hobbies include crocheting hats for Clive, sampling gin and eating celery. Forest supporter and rodent fan 🐟
Bit late to your calendar - I reckon I am now on the naughty list for laughing my head off at that!
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bit late to your calendar - I reckon I am now on the naughty list for laughing my head off at that!
Has anyone done the joke about the world’s commonest owl yet? 🦉
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Has anyone done the joke about the world’s commonest owl yet? 🦉
Hmm well let’s just hope that isn’t a matching ‘I ❤️ Arne’ top in Santa’s sack for me…
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hmm well let’s just hope that isn’t a matching ‘I ❤️ Arne’ top in Santa’s sack for me…
Terrible joke! Love it! 😂
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Terrible joke! Love it! 😂
I would never sleep on Christmas Eve if he was around! Terrifying! 🫣
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I would never sleep on Christmas Eve if he was around! Terrifying! 🫣
Apart from the marzipan, I would happily stick my face in a proper tin (not plastic) of these right now 😋
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Apart from the marzipan, I would happily stick my face in a proper tin (not plastic) of these right now 😋
I’ve done this before - walking through a shop thinking “why is that old bag glaring at me?” before reality hits.
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’ve done this before - walking through a shop thinking “why is that old bag glaring at me?” before reality hits.
Ah now that would truly be a Christmas miracle! #allIwantforChristmasisWeeBilly ♥️
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ah now that would truly be a Christmas miracle! #allIwantforChristmasisWeeBilly ♥️
You are more than welcome! Good old honest Trees owner, nothing dodgy about him at all! 😃
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You are more than welcome! Good old honest Trees owner, nothing dodgy about him at all! 😃
Disappointed by Mo’s comments and I’m not even a Liverpool fan.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Disappointed by Mo’s comments and I’m not even a Liverpool fan.
Not sure if thrills is the right word! There’ll certainly be non stop swearing if I’ve wasted my triple captain boost (Haaland 👀)
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Not sure if thrills is the right word! There’ll certainly be non stop swearing if I’ve wasted my triple captain boost (Haaland 👀)
I had a window cleaner who didn’t realise I was in when he cleaned just the downstairs windows and tried to charge me full price. Gave him half and got rid of him, the cheeky sod.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I had a window cleaner who didn’t realise I was in when he cleaned just the downstairs windows and tried to charge me full price. Gave him half and got rid of him, the cheeky sod.
I think he might need more than a glass to drown his sorrows! You Reds!! 😃
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I think he might need more than a glass to drown his sorrows! You Reds!! 😃
Well what a surprise - said no one! 😝 He is a lovely boy and it sounds like he’s had a rough time.
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well what a surprise - said no one! 😝 He is a lovely boy and it sounds like he’s had a rough time.
I fear you may be correct! I shall see you at the TV Choice awards, let the public be the judge 🏆
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I fear you may be correct! I shall see you at the TV Choice awards, let the public be the judge 🏆
Hmm well I’m going to start a rival programme (Pasta La Vista is the first title that springs to mind, doesn’t make sense but hey ho) on another channel at the same time and we will see who wins the ratings war 🍝
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hmm well I’m going to start a rival programme (Pasta La Vista is the first title that springs to mind, doesn’t make sense but hey ho) on another channel at the same time and we will see who wins the ratings war 🍝
I’d watch it! Would it be limited to spag Bol every week or would other types of pasta feature?
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’d watch it! Would it be limited to spag Bol every week or would other types of pasta feature?
I can hear her too! £7?! 😳
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I can hear her too! £7?! 😳
I thought you might be! Fingers crossed you can sort out a home for him 🐹
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I thought you might be! Fingers crossed you can sort out a home for him 🐹
They have indeed! Tonight was another example of neither of the queens committing to their performance. It makes me roll my eyes when they say “I’m going to do what I do best and that’s put on a show” only to wave their arms around and do a little bit of walking while forgetting the words.
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
They have indeed! Tonight was another example of neither of the queens committing to their performance. It makes me roll my eyes when they say “I’m going to do what I do best and that’s put on a show” only to wave their arms around and do a little bit of walking while forgetting the words.
It’s sort of drifted along without me feeling that I know who anyone is. Plus (apart from Bonnie) last week’s Snatch Game was awful and the lip syncs don’t seem to have any va va voom.
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s sort of drifted along without me feeling that I know who anyone is. Plus (apart from Bonnie) last week’s Snatch Game was awful and the lip syncs don’t seem to have any va va voom.