while i’d like to eat less, going to the bathroom several times a day at work is handy
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
while i’d like to eat less, going to the bathroom several times a day at work is handy
baby i compare you to a spliff from a rose
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
baby i compare you to a spliff from a rose
man i’m looking forward to the end of days so i can put people ringing behind me
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
man i’m looking forward to the end of days so i can put people ringing behind me
50 cent is like rooney, tonnes of huge moments and achievements but you feel there always was potential for even better
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
50 cent is like rooney, tonnes of huge moments and achievements but you feel there always was potential for even better
the full kit drummer for conor benn really needs to be mirroring the marching snares and not resting for floor tom fills
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the full kit drummer for conor benn really needs to be mirroring the marching snares and not resting for floor tom fills
clinton must have washed his cock for years after getting that orange nonce to suck him dry
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
clinton must have washed his cock for years after getting that orange nonce to suck him dry
even though she’s a good actor, i don’t like them being mean to rhea seehorn
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
even though she’s a good actor, i don’t like them being mean to rhea seehorn
sometimes you see a pretty girl taking a selfie mid haircut and that’s great and it truly worries me that eventually men might begin doing that
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
sometimes you see a pretty girl taking a selfie mid haircut and that’s great and it truly worries me that eventually men might begin doing that
thought this cold had taken my sense of smell until i walked to work and past an old dude who had clearly shat himself
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
thought this cold had taken my sense of smell until i walked to work and past an old dude who had clearly shat himself
if i were a celebrity, i’d go above releasing a perfume and take on air fresheners or even canned smells for cars
October 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
if i were a celebrity, i’d go above releasing a perfume and take on air fresheners or even canned smells for cars
now that america is run by a racist paedophile who shits himself, i would also like to express fond memories of how funny i found this cunts death to be
The U.S. has revoked the visas of at least six people for their comments on the death of Charlie Kirk, the State Department said.
State Department Revokes Visas Over Charlie Kirk Comments
The agency says the U.S. “has no obligation to host foreigners who wish death on Americans.”
on.wsj.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
now that america is run by a racist paedophile who shits himself, i would also like to express fond memories of how funny i found this cunts death to be
maybe i did come up with the phrase four twenty
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
maybe i did come up with the phrase four twenty
as a vegan and left leaner, my enemy is usually the person with a picture of a car as their profile picture on facebook
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
as a vegan and left leaner, my enemy is usually the person with a picture of a car as their profile picture on facebook
my theory is that he’s called sgt lockjaw due to his heroic devouring of pussy getting his jaw all askew
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
my theory is that he’s called sgt lockjaw due to his heroic devouring of pussy getting his jaw all askew
jk rowling should just saw her fanny off and go live in a cave
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
jk rowling should just saw her fanny off and go live in a cave
melanias hat reminds me of the zildjian mega bell ride
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
melanias hat reminds me of the zildjian mega bell ride
was worried for a bit last night that i learned who that scumbag kirk was and that he wasn’t immediately pronounced dead. what a relief
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
was worried for a bit last night that i learned who that scumbag kirk was and that he wasn’t immediately pronounced dead. what a relief
what a treat getting to have an indoor cigarette at singapore airport
September 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
what a treat getting to have an indoor cigarette at singapore airport
sometimes during the preflight demonstration i imagine the air hostess in nothing but the inflatable life jacket
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
sometimes during the preflight demonstration i imagine the air hostess in nothing but the inflatable life jacket
how the hell are there 250 modern family episodes ive seen funnier execution videos
August 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
how the hell are there 250 modern family episodes ive seen funnier execution videos
emailed rachel sennott last night and had incredible restraint to not paw at myself when her automated reply came in
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
emailed rachel sennott last night and had incredible restraint to not paw at myself when her automated reply came in
mangetout by wet leg reminds me of in loco parentis by super hands
August 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
mangetout by wet leg reminds me of in loco parentis by super hands
i’ve got a soft spot for the german women’s team because i have a soft spot for minge and kett
July 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i’ve got a soft spot for the german women’s team because i have a soft spot for minge and kett
it’s so hot i’m practically medium rare
July 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
it’s so hot i’m practically medium rare
i think humanity should abandon clothes and that way we’d have a lot less obesity
July 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i think humanity should abandon clothes and that way we’d have a lot less obesity