Has anyone tried performing an exorcism on the whole administration?
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Has anyone tried performing an exorcism on the whole administration?
People say we’re in late stage capitalism, but I don’t think we reach that point until the US is renamed to something like Tostitos United States of America.
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
People say we’re in late stage capitalism, but I don’t think we reach that point until the US is renamed to something like Tostitos United States of America.
The reviews are in! People (in my class) are raving about my final writing assignment!
“Are you okay?” - Teachers Pet.
“This should come with a disclaimer and a hotline number.” - Generic Student
“Are you okay?” - Teachers Pet.
“This should come with a disclaimer and a hotline number.” - Generic Student
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The reviews are in! People (in my class) are raving about my final writing assignment!
“Are you okay?” - Teachers Pet.
“This should come with a disclaimer and a hotline number.” - Generic Student
“Are you okay?” - Teachers Pet.
“This should come with a disclaimer and a hotline number.” - Generic Student
Toxic positivity has gone too far! A bittersweet new year to all!
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Toxic positivity has gone too far! A bittersweet new year to all!
As a child of the 90s I’m now plagued with thoughts like, “I wonder what Nickelodeon’s slime budget was?”
You Can'T Do That On Television Ycdtotv GIF
Alt: A GIF of a little girl and boy on a 90s tv show. Green slime is covering the boy.
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December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
As a child of the 90s I’m now plagued with thoughts like, “I wonder what Nickelodeon’s slime budget was?”
Easter Sunday is 4/20? This truly might be the resurrection (at least for some people).
April 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Easter Sunday is 4/20? This truly might be the resurrection (at least for some people).
Way to out me as a bad speller every chat tool that shows the edits I’ve made.
January 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Way to out me as a bad speller every chat tool that shows the edits I’ve made.
Genuinely couldn’t breathe in the final couple of minutes of Shrinking.
December 30, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Genuinely couldn’t breathe in the final couple of minutes of Shrinking.
You know what job is overpaid and could be made cheaper through the use of AI?
CEO
CEO
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
You know what job is overpaid and could be made cheaper through the use of AI?
CEO
CEO
Anytime someone posts an AI photo/video that’s hyper realistic I’m reminded of this photo of Ian McKellen.
December 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Anytime someone posts an AI photo/video that’s hyper realistic I’m reminded of this photo of Ian McKellen.
If you like social media you’ll love Templates! We’ve got all the classics, such as:
The sexual tension between BLANK…
The GEN (X/Y/Z) urge to…
Unpopular opinion: INSERT VERY POPULAR OPINION
and more!
Templates, just be you*!
*by ‘you’ we mean an algorithmic version designed by our programming
The sexual tension between BLANK…
The GEN (X/Y/Z) urge to…
Unpopular opinion: INSERT VERY POPULAR OPINION
and more!
Templates, just be you*!
*by ‘you’ we mean an algorithmic version designed by our programming
December 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
If you like social media you’ll love Templates! We’ve got all the classics, such as:
The sexual tension between BLANK…
The GEN (X/Y/Z) urge to…
Unpopular opinion: INSERT VERY POPULAR OPINION
and more!
Templates, just be you*!
*by ‘you’ we mean an algorithmic version designed by our programming
The sexual tension between BLANK…
The GEN (X/Y/Z) urge to…
Unpopular opinion: INSERT VERY POPULAR OPINION
and more!
Templates, just be you*!
*by ‘you’ we mean an algorithmic version designed by our programming
There’s only one mode today:
a la
a la
December 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
There’s only one mode today:
a la
a la
“What child is this?” Said one not-so-wise man.
December 12, 2024 at 6:40 AM
“What child is this?” Said one not-so-wise man.
You want me to believe that AI can write an entire novel in thirty seconds but it can’t do this?
December 12, 2024 at 6:24 AM
You want me to believe that AI can write an entire novel in thirty seconds but it can’t do this?
Obviously no place is perfect, but have you been other places? 🤮
December 12, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Obviously no place is perfect, but have you been other places? 🤮
Sometimes winning is just gninniw backward.
December 12, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Sometimes winning is just gninniw backward.
The only celebrity fight I want to watch is one where two billionaires fight and no matter who wins they both pay their taxes.
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The only celebrity fight I want to watch is one where two billionaires fight and no matter who wins they both pay their taxes.
My depression is economical; I’m also suffering from a prolonged period of financial strain.
December 9, 2024 at 3:59 PM
My depression is economical; I’m also suffering from a prolonged period of financial strain.
Every spy movie with a female lead always has some dude say: “you’re too attractive, they’ll never think you could also be clever!”
December 9, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Every spy movie with a female lead always has some dude say: “you’re too attractive, they’ll never think you could also be clever!”
Gonna start my pop music career as Pre Malone, and by album two I’ll change it simply to Malone
December 3, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Gonna start my pop music career as Pre Malone, and by album two I’ll change it simply to Malone
My word of the year is floccinaucinihilipilification. As in, “why the hell would anyone use the word ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’”
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 AM
My word of the year is floccinaucinihilipilification. As in, “why the hell would anyone use the word ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’”
“Humans have never really regressed technologically, have they?”
A cybertruck drives by.
“Oh…”
A cybertruck drives by.
“Oh…”
November 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
“Humans have never really regressed technologically, have they?”
A cybertruck drives by.
“Oh…”
A cybertruck drives by.
“Oh…”
I’ve just entered the just-wrote-a-parody-holiday-song season and am now dreading that there’s more than a month to go.
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 AM
I’ve just entered the just-wrote-a-parody-holiday-song season and am now dreading that there’s more than a month to go.
There’s gotta be some bookish edgelord out there who’s read 69 books all 420 pages long.
November 26, 2024 at 7:57 AM
There’s gotta be some bookish edgelord out there who’s read 69 books all 420 pages long.