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Pam Bondi: “ Th-they d-d-d-didn’t qu-qu-quit, I-I-I f-f-f-fired them.”
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Pam Bondi: “ Th-they d-d-d-didn’t qu-qu-quit, I-I-I f-f-f-fired them.”
Gutfeld just admitted he doesn’t understand what heroism is, what altruism is.
January 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Gutfeld just admitted he doesn’t understand what heroism is, what altruism is.
August 2026, there will come soft rains…
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
August 2026, there will come soft rains…
Has there ever been a more childish, embarrassing press secretary than Karoline Leavitt? “Oh, you’re just a biased left-wing fake news reporter.” You wouldn’t have to field these questions if your boss just admitted the shooting was against policy/illegal and took action against the shooter.
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Has there ever been a more childish, embarrassing press secretary than Karoline Leavitt? “Oh, you’re just a biased left-wing fake news reporter.” You wouldn’t have to field these questions if your boss just admitted the shooting was against policy/illegal and took action against the shooter.
Never forget that the reason that Renee Good is dead is that she was a “deranged leftist” and that the Vice President, among others, believes that that alone made her worthy of death. That the Trump admin, all of them, no longer see us as human. Who are the real deranged people?
January 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Never forget that the reason that Renee Good is dead is that she was a “deranged leftist” and that the Vice President, among others, believes that that alone made her worthy of death. That the Trump admin, all of them, no longer see us as human. Who are the real deranged people?
So close, yet so far from getting it. The fact that she’s dead for *reads notes* obeying a fake cop’s commands to move her vehicle while another fake cop was trying to drag her out of the car to illegally detain her is proof that her “delusion” was true. Oh, and we’re trying to take land. Fuck off.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
So close, yet so far from getting it. The fact that she’s dead for *reads notes* obeying a fake cop’s commands to move her vehicle while another fake cop was trying to drag her out of the car to illegally detain her is proof that her “delusion” was true. Oh, and we’re trying to take land. Fuck off.
Reject modernity, embrace tradition. The Boston Tea Party resulted in 1.7 million dollars in damages (adjusted for inflation) to our capitalist overlords at the time. All those Republicans saying we should live by the example of the founding fathers…get awful pissy when we break a few windows.
January 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Reject modernity, embrace tradition. The Boston Tea Party resulted in 1.7 million dollars in damages (adjusted for inflation) to our capitalist overlords at the time. All those Republicans saying we should live by the example of the founding fathers…get awful pissy when we break a few windows.
Pull up your head off the floor
Come up screaming
Come up screaming
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Pull up your head off the floor
Come up screaming
Come up screaming
Hey, Noem and Vance—We literally started a revolution in part for summary executions. Learn some American history so we don’t repeat it.
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Hey, Noem and Vance—We literally started a revolution in part for summary executions. Learn some American history so we don’t repeat it.
“That very ICE officer nearly had his life ended, dragged by a car six months ago with 30 stitches in his leg, so he’s a little sensitive about being rammed by an automobile.” JD Vance
Burn in hell, Vance, you absolute fucking ghoul.
Burn in hell, Vance, you absolute fucking ghoul.
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“That very ICE officer nearly had his life ended, dragged by a car six months ago with 30 stitches in his leg, so he’s a little sensitive about being rammed by an automobile.” JD Vance
Burn in hell, Vance, you absolute fucking ghoul.
Burn in hell, Vance, you absolute fucking ghoul.
ICE agents be like:
a man and a woman are sitting in a vehicle with the man holding a steering wheel
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a vehicle with the man holding a steering wheel
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January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
ICE agents be like:
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Well, I wonder what else she was wrong about? As for RFKJ, a broken clock is right twice a day. Of course processed foods and too much sugar are bad for you, doctors have been saying that for years, now are you going to help the communities that drastically need it?
Well, I wonder what else she was wrong about? As for RFKJ, a broken clock is right twice a day. Of course processed foods and too much sugar are bad for you, doctors have been saying that for years, now are you going to help the communities that drastically need it?
Fox News Host Admits Michelle Obama Was Right: 'We Take It All Back' — HuffPost
The Fox News host made the confession Wednesday while discussing the new dietary guidelines unveiled at the White House.
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January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Well, I wonder what else she was wrong about? As for RFKJ, a broken clock is right twice a day. Of course processed foods and too much sugar are bad for you, doctors have been saying that for years, now are you going to help the communities that drastically need it?
Well, I wonder what else she was wrong about? As for RFKJ, a broken clock is right twice a day. Of course processed foods and too much sugar are bad for you, doctors have been saying that for years, now are you going to help the communities that drastically need it?
The same people claiming Renee Good was a terrorist and deserved to die are the same people who claim that one death is too many when it comes to supposed immigrant crime but occasional school shootings are worth it to protect gun rights.
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The same people claiming Renee Good was a terrorist and deserved to die are the same people who claim that one death is too many when it comes to supposed immigrant crime but occasional school shootings are worth it to protect gun rights.
Say it with me now—ICE are the domestic terrorists.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Say it with me now—ICE are the domestic terrorists.
Trad wife or domestic terrorist? Kristi Noem makes the call—and fucks it up.
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Trad wife or domestic terrorist? Kristi Noem makes the call—and fucks it up.
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Ideally, we keep our dicks in our pants. Greenland is fucking cold and it’s liable to shatter if we try to prick fence the locals.
Ideally, we keep our dicks in our pants. Greenland is fucking cold and it’s liable to shatter if we try to prick fence the locals.
Fetterman on Greenland: ‘Ideally, we purchase it’
Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) said Wednesday that “ideally” the United States would purchase Greenland to acquire the Arctic territory. “America is not a bully. Ideally, we purchase it—similar to our…
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January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Ideally, we keep our dicks in our pants. Greenland is fucking cold and it’s liable to shatter if we try to prick fence the locals.
Ideally, we keep our dicks in our pants. Greenland is fucking cold and it’s liable to shatter if we try to prick fence the locals.
I’m not saying it was the oil, but it was the oil…
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I’m not saying it was the oil, but it was the oil…
Hegseth: it’s the opposite of Iraq.
So we’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right?
Hegseth:…..
We’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right? Turkey, North Korea, Russia, Sudan, Burma, China. We’re in the dictatorship toppling business now, right?
Hegseth:….
So we’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right?
Hegseth:…..
We’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right? Turkey, North Korea, Russia, Sudan, Burma, China. We’re in the dictatorship toppling business now, right?
Hegseth:….
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Hegseth: it’s the opposite of Iraq.
So we’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right?
Hegseth:…..
We’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right? Turkey, North Korea, Russia, Sudan, Burma, China. We’re in the dictatorship toppling business now, right?
Hegseth:….
So we’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right?
Hegseth:…..
We’re going to topple the other dictatorships, right? Turkey, North Korea, Russia, Sudan, Burma, China. We’re in the dictatorship toppling business now, right?
Hegseth:….
If you don’t impeach Trump for this, you are culpable for his crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
If you don’t impeach Trump for this, you are culpable for his crimes.
Source: Forbes
Fuck Missouri then.
Fuck Missouri then.
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Source: Forbes
Fuck Missouri then.
Fuck Missouri then.
MAGA: One step forward!
Also MAGA: TWO STEPS BACK!!!
Also MAGA: TWO STEPS BACK!!!
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
MAGA: One step forward!
Also MAGA: TWO STEPS BACK!!!
Also MAGA: TWO STEPS BACK!!!
Source: ABC News
This is the act of a petty, petulant child, not an adult.
This is the act of a petty, petulant child, not an adult.
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Source: ABC News
This is the act of a petty, petulant child, not an adult.
This is the act of a petty, petulant child, not an adult.
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Good job, Dems, you didn’t get the vote on ACA, did you? You can’t trust the Republicans to do what they promise.
Good job, Dems, you didn’t get the vote on ACA, did you? You can’t trust the Republicans to do what they promise.
House Republican leaders ditch vote on ACA funding, all but ensuring premiums will rise
Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., said Republicans worked on the issue throughout the weekend but could not come to an agreement with a group of members who want the funds extended.
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December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Good job, Dems, you didn’t get the vote on ACA, did you? You can’t trust the Republicans to do what they promise.
Good job, Dems, you didn’t get the vote on ACA, did you? You can’t trust the Republicans to do what they promise.
Jesus was an itinerant hobo preacher who died because he tried to trash a bank, Dead Kennedys style.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Jesus was an itinerant hobo preacher who died because he tried to trash a bank, Dead Kennedys style.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.