The ever reliable Malicious Face and Cerberus:

Goozma is a crazy reference holy shit

Good

Turbo Granny Meowth is sending me rn

Aka the worst outcome

I wish I had the confidence to pull off pic 2 😭 you look so good in both pics

This definitely isn't my social security number, but I think the guy with the number 252-71-4979 is really cool and awesome.

This is so me

One of these things is not like the others

The flying elbow hits the west coast

Luis Severino, SP, 67M/3y

So uhh... this pick flopped hard. Did not see him getting 3 years let alone that much money and with the A's? The team with no home who have never spent this much money at once? Major curveball that I did not prepare for. Whatever. Into the next one. Grade: 20%

Muse mentioned what the fuck is a falsetto

pretty sure its one of the big chase cards from surging sparks

Aroldis Chapman, RP, 10.75M/1Y

Hit the nail on the head here. Only off by 1.75M and perfect on the length and team. Sox needed a closer with Jansen leaving and Chapman still has some gas in the tank. More fuel for Yankee fans too. Grade: 100%

Be nice to Okarun :( he's trying his best

Frankie Montas, SP, 32M/2y

Was gonna be wrong on this one no matter what, but I'm glad I at least earned some points. I picked Montas to pick up his QO which seemed very likely, but he got the multi-year deal he was looking for in the end. Still close on the AAV so it's not as bad. Grade: 40%