This is good. This is real good. Im suspicious of you. I am jealous of your mind.

They ain’t did it like you though. They ain’t did it like you.

I want to spend time plugged into your mainframe so I can see what you see. I love mutant turtles. I love how your mind has imagined them. You’re a hero to me.

No fucking way dude. No fucking way. Is she this pretty?????

I like this. I like you. Proceed.

Merry christmas to the only Micheal I know second handedly. God I wish I was a voice actor.

I have not been touched by another human being since getting back from visiting my parents five months ago. Touch your homies. God please touch your homies.

God nothing will ever make me hate you and thats gooseworx and micheal kovachs fault for making you so goddamn cunty

I love watching channel recordings from the 2000’s on youtube. I really miss video rental and movies actually releasing in theatres rather than going straight to streaming

This is so cool dude holy cow

If it don’t work:
Inhale a bunch of steam either through hot shower or sticking your head over an open kettle to break the mucus up. Mucus hating nasal spray you can nab otc. Top it off with Vapor rub. Slather that stuff on your chest. Sleep upright. Perhaps Hot towel over the face to help expel

This is immaculate. Did you know that? The black magic I’d perform to be a pixel artist. Kissing it

everytime I manage to brush my teeth in a 24 hour period I am cured and its a sign from the cosmos I can buy myself something and go into debt about it