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everyone/bottom!deku brainrot on main
everyone/bottom!deku brainrot on main
I want more overworked!office worker deku tho.... but I also love hero!deku too.... life is so difficult....
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I want more overworked!office worker deku tho.... but I also love hero!deku too.... life is so difficult....
Deku holding Hawks' coffee, waiting for him to take it, and then jolting when Hawks takes it and then presses his face to the inside of Midoriya's hand, now free of coffee. A little hum as he closes his eyes. Deku trying not to laugh over the feeling of his stubble rubbing along his palm.
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Deku holding Hawks' coffee, waiting for him to take it, and then jolting when Hawks takes it and then presses his face to the inside of Midoriya's hand, now free of coffee. A little hum as he closes his eyes. Deku trying not to laugh over the feeling of his stubble rubbing along his palm.
I really want a bunch of little horror cliches with Harem + Deku...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I really want a bunch of little horror cliches with Harem + Deku...
HawksDeku. Where Hawks opens his arms and Deku just runs into his arms. It sorta knocks Hawks breath out, but Deku's arms are tight around him. Hawks slowly relaxing, and holding Deku just as fiercely
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
HawksDeku. Where Hawks opens his arms and Deku just runs into his arms. It sorta knocks Hawks breath out, but Deku's arms are tight around him. Hawks slowly relaxing, and holding Deku just as fiercely
Sometimes I write something and then I just want that same thing in every story. It's a problem but I'm not sure I can stop
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sometimes I write something and then I just want that same thing in every story. It's a problem but I'm not sure I can stop
Ive been sitting on this story because I can't decide if I want this guy to be a third wheel or make it a threesome.... the choices......
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ive been sitting on this story because I can't decide if I want this guy to be a third wheel or make it a threesome.... the choices......
In the mood for: Yamada is the only one with a braincell between Aizawa and Shirakumo and was initially happy when Deku joins up with them because Deku is smart and responsible. Then learns a terrible truth
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In the mood for: Yamada is the only one with a braincell between Aizawa and Shirakumo and was initially happy when Deku joins up with them because Deku is smart and responsible. Then learns a terrible truth
Would like deku to be like "I'm so lucky to have you all in my life" and everyone in his circles are contacting everyone else. Deku is 100% about to do something that will risk his life and they need to do everything possible to stop him and if that means they save the worldnfirst, so be it
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Would like deku to be like "I'm so lucky to have you all in my life" and everyone in his circles are contacting everyone else. Deku is 100% about to do something that will risk his life and they need to do everything possible to stop him and if that means they save the worldnfirst, so be it
Craving #kandeku, where they're relaxing, drinking hot chocolate, and suddenly Kan can only see how the whipped cream has made a mustache on Deku's upper lip. There's a craving for sweets and there is nothing sweeter than Deku's surprised laughter against his lips
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Craving #kandeku, where they're relaxing, drinking hot chocolate, and suddenly Kan can only see how the whipped cream has made a mustache on Deku's upper lip. There's a craving for sweets and there is nothing sweeter than Deku's surprised laughter against his lips
In the mood for deku breaking a finger, and now no one let's him do anything. Needs to go somewhere? Hawks picks him up and move him there. Needs to eat? Yagi happily feeding him. Getting up to get dressed and Chisaki is there (and his tie is finally properly tied)
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
In the mood for deku breaking a finger, and now no one let's him do anything. Needs to go somewhere? Hawks picks him up and move him there. Needs to eat? Yagi happily feeding him. Getting up to get dressed and Chisaki is there (and his tie is finally properly tied)
I want Yamada playing wingman for Aizawa, excited for #aideku, and then spends some time with Deku. And tells Aizawa, "Im giving you 7 days otherwise I'm going after him myself"
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I want Yamada playing wingman for Aizawa, excited for #aideku, and then spends some time with Deku. And tells Aizawa, "Im giving you 7 days otherwise I'm going after him myself"
I wrote so much staindeku but I really want twicedeku but when I go to get some twicdeku, I go to endeky.... it never ends....
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I wrote so much staindeku but I really want twicedeku but when I go to get some twicdeku, I go to endeky.... it never ends....
Deku, who is tired of human contact, gets hit by a car saving a stray animal. God promises him some buffs in the new world. Deku asks for place with no people. God says no problem and gives him harem of beastfolk (or something)
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Deku, who is tired of human contact, gets hit by a car saving a stray animal. God promises him some buffs in the new world. Deku asks for place with no people. God says no problem and gives him harem of beastfolk (or something)
Im a sucker for aizawa the eternal asshole (becoming someone almost nice) with deku the guy who is hopelessly patient. I am also a suckered for aizawa the ruthlessly competent looking after deku the overworked
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Im a sucker for aizawa the eternal asshole (becoming someone almost nice) with deku the guy who is hopelessly patient. I am also a suckered for aizawa the ruthlessly competent looking after deku the overworked
Fantasy au where after saving the world, Deku is trying to chill out and enjoy the peace of the world and everyone is now trying (harder) to get with him
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Fantasy au where after saving the world, Deku is trying to chill out and enjoy the peace of the world and everyone is now trying (harder) to get with him
want more guide!deku, not sure what to do with the explosion of interest people seem to have in him. Also aizawa vs hawks is one of my favorite things ever...
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
want more guide!deku, not sure what to do with the explosion of interest people seem to have in him. Also aizawa vs hawks is one of my favorite things ever...
I want deku being a guild receptionist, and all the adventurers fighting to be the one to talk to him. deku all starry-eyed and in awe because "wow, you got all of these mats that's so amazing" and how weak to simple compliments they all are
and then learning very quickly that this is favoritism
and then learning very quickly that this is favoritism
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I want deku being a guild receptionist, and all the adventurers fighting to be the one to talk to him. deku all starry-eyed and in awe because "wow, you got all of these mats that's so amazing" and how weak to simple compliments they all are
and then learning very quickly that this is favoritism
and then learning very quickly that this is favoritism
#micdeku where Yamada leans in to kiss Deku, watches how Deku closes his eyes and then stops right when their noses are about to touch.
Deky slowly opening his eyes to see the knowing smile on Yamada's face
"Hm? What's up, listener?"
Deky slowly opening his eyes to see the knowing smile on Yamada's face
"Hm? What's up, listener?"
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
#micdeku where Yamada leans in to kiss Deku, watches how Deku closes his eyes and then stops right when their noses are about to touch.
Deky slowly opening his eyes to see the knowing smile on Yamada's face
"Hm? What's up, listener?"
Deky slowly opening his eyes to see the knowing smile on Yamada's face
"Hm? What's up, listener?"
AU: When Midoriya Izuku died at 24, he met God. And God told him, "Oopsie sorry about that, but don't worry, I can reincarnate you. Any prefs?" And Midoriya wanted an easy, simple, happy life like those isekai animes he watched.
As it turned out, God did not watch the same isekai animes as him.
As it turned out, God did not watch the same isekai animes as him.
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
AU: When Midoriya Izuku died at 24, he met God. And God told him, "Oopsie sorry about that, but don't worry, I can reincarnate you. Any prefs?" And Midoriya wanted an easy, simple, happy life like those isekai animes he watched.
As it turned out, God did not watch the same isekai animes as him.
As it turned out, God did not watch the same isekai animes as him.
#DabiDeku, whenever dabi sees deku staring off into space, probably thinking of all the ways he could have saved someone he didn't, dabi coming to slump right over him. Puts his head on top of deku, arms over his shoulders, leans his entire weight against him, and when deku laughs, relaxes
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
#DabiDeku, whenever dabi sees deku staring off into space, probably thinking of all the ways he could have saved someone he didn't, dabi coming to slump right over him. Puts his head on top of deku, arms over his shoulders, leans his entire weight against him, and when deku laughs, relaxes
I really want Shigaraki to be the front desk/secretary to Deku’s hero agency...
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I really want Shigaraki to be the front desk/secretary to Deku’s hero agency...
#endeku lmao deku, your average isekai protagonist, and enji, the cold Duke of the north, and the terrible plot points I drag them thru in the name of romance
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#endeku lmao deku, your average isekai protagonist, and enji, the cold Duke of the north, and the terrible plot points I drag them thru in the name of romance
#aideku an Aizawa who is always looking at Midoriya, until the moment Midoriya is in front of him, talking to him, and suddenly Aizawa finds it hard to stare directly at him
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
#aideku an Aizawa who is always looking at Midoriya, until the moment Midoriya is in front of him, talking to him, and suddenly Aizawa finds it hard to stare directly at him
This is so gross but I really want deku with a bloody nose and someone licking it. And he's like "yo that's unhygienic don't do that" and the other guy just "damn this taste like shit" and does it again
October 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is so gross but I really want deku with a bloody nose and someone licking it. And he's like "yo that's unhygienic don't do that" and the other guy just "damn this taste like shit" and does it again
Im obsessing over kudodeku atm (and other ofa/deku but we will get to that) but man I love my unexpressive passionate men with their full and complete focus on keeping deku alive and close by
October 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Im obsessing over kudodeku atm (and other ofa/deku but we will get to that) but man I love my unexpressive passionate men with their full and complete focus on keeping deku alive and close by