Is Slot the first manager to lose to a High Performance Podcast guest in a final?

*Big Russ Martin raging at the 4-0 deficit takes aim with the waterbottle machine gun for the half-time team talk.*

[Jan "Worst Ever Player in the History of FPL" Bednarek] "Actually boss it's 5-0"

Another asterisk if they win the league.

Actually feel for Kane now. Rocked up to England woefully unfit and expected to see out the games on a deck chair while everyone else did the heavy lifting. No wonder he panicked when everyone dropped out.

More enlightened players out there threatening strike action over the number of games played, but Harry chooses UEFA Nations League B as the hill he'd rather die on. Not even the FA care enough to let their shiny new manager take these games, H.

Thoroughly warms the heart to see Harry Kane getting a proper rinse-cycle on my timeline for his latest dimwitted opinions. Feels just like before.