TheHumanPhonebook
@humanphonebook.bsky.social
I've got all the numbers.
It is insane that at some point our species collectively decided that its near impossible to have a period in your life that you DON'T owe someone/something money.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It is insane that at some point our species collectively decided that its near impossible to have a period in your life that you DON'T owe someone/something money.
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
"Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote" but Menard is trying to write Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote" but Menard is trying to write Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
"Sir, we can't take all of these Neil Gaiman novels"
Next Month, You Can Trade "Anything" At GameStop For One Day, Including Taxidermy
Please pray for your local GameStop employees.
www.thegamer.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Sir, we can't take all of these Neil Gaiman novels"
I always see those "Subway takes" interviews on social media, and I always think about what my take would be. Today I've determined that it's "people born before 1955 shouldn't have internet access"
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I always see those "Subway takes" interviews on social media, and I always think about what my take would be. Today I've determined that it's "people born before 1955 shouldn't have internet access"
Though this thinking does explain why he wants to call ot TrumpRx
This is complete fiction — apparently originating with a satirical website — but shared as fact by the President of the United States.
Obama does not receive any “royalties” from the Affordable Care Act.
Obama does not receive any “royalties” from the Affordable Care Act.
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Though this thinking does explain why he wants to call ot TrumpRx
Why didn't Marty just turn to 1955 Doc and say "Hey, don't die in 1885."
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why didn't Marty just turn to 1955 Doc and say "Hey, don't die in 1885."
Trump isn't the first to do this. The Marcos family of the Phillipines was heavily criticized for partying, building self-indulgent buildings/monuments, and traveling, all while people at home were starving and being denied Healthcare. Heres a song about rising up against it youtu.be/DZqXVDxqUdQ?...
Fabulous One
YouTube video by David Byrne - Topic
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November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Trump isn't the first to do this. The Marcos family of the Phillipines was heavily criticized for partying, building self-indulgent buildings/monuments, and traveling, all while people at home were starving and being denied Healthcare. Heres a song about rising up against it youtu.be/DZqXVDxqUdQ?...
"We all saw that coming" says the man who always says he hasn't seen anything.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"We all saw that coming" says the man who always says he hasn't seen anything.
In the wake of Zohran winning Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL have opened a tipline to report Antisemitism. Everyone should call to report Nick Fuentes, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and every other right wing group the adl refused to condemn with the same intensity they save for leftists
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In the wake of Zohran winning Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL have opened a tipline to report Antisemitism. Everyone should call to report Nick Fuentes, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and every other right wing group the adl refused to condemn with the same intensity they save for leftists
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Chuck Schumer just endorsed Zohran.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Chuck Schumer just endorsed Zohran.
Just catching up on all the baseball updates, the Dodgers aren't in Brooklyn anymore?
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Just catching up on all the baseball updates, the Dodgers aren't in Brooklyn anymore?
I've never heard him talk, but in my head canon, I assume that Barron Trump sounds like the hangman from Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights when he talks
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I've never heard him talk, but in my head canon, I assume that Barron Trump sounds like the hangman from Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights when he talks
@stephruhle.bsky.social c'mon Steph, you could've asked Cuomo some actually challenging questions. Like why has he been campaigning heavily for mayor of NYC in the Hamptons?
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
@stephruhle.bsky.social c'mon Steph, you could've asked Cuomo some actually challenging questions. Like why has he been campaigning heavily for mayor of NYC in the Hamptons?
I'd say Jimmy Carr doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is taxing, but Jimmy Carr doesn't know what taxes are.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'd say Jimmy Carr doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival is taxing, but Jimmy Carr doesn't know what taxes are.
Rand Paul is a dipshit.
September 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rand Paul is a dipshit.
Tom Homan drunk on @msnbc.com or does he just slur all.his words naturally?
September 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tom Homan drunk on @msnbc.com or does he just slur all.his words naturally?
@jamesgunn.bsky.social when my 14-month-old is on his nebulizer, Peacemaker intros are two of the only things that distract him. Thanks!
September 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social when my 14-month-old is on his nebulizer, Peacemaker intros are two of the only things that distract him. Thanks!
What's everybody think of Bill Ackman? I can't say I'm a huge ackman fan...
July 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What's everybody think of Bill Ackman? I can't say I'm a huge ackman fan...
Hunter S. Thompson would've thought Joe Rogan was a joke.
June 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hunter S. Thompson would've thought Joe Rogan was a joke.
I think The Muppet Movie on Broadway would work
June 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I think The Muppet Movie on Broadway would work
I feel like God was just like, "I've done enough to the Kennedy family, I'll just make one invincible to make up for... oh fuck, wrong one."
June 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I feel like God was just like, "I've done enough to the Kennedy family, I'll just make one invincible to make up for... oh fuck, wrong one."
Adam Driver Horse swimming ad seems specifically targeted at @lastweektonight.com
May 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Adam Driver Horse swimming ad seems specifically targeted at @lastweektonight.com