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spent my Sunday afternoon at a very cool theremin concert by the ACO 🎵
May 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
spent my Sunday afternoon at a very cool theremin concert by the ACO 🎵
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All refreshed after a cheeky few hours romp this morning 🥰
I have availability remaining Friday and over the weekend if anyone else wants to make me a dirty girl.. reach out 💌
I have availability remaining Friday and over the weekend if anyone else wants to make me a dirty girl.. reach out 💌
May 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
All refreshed after a cheeky few hours romp this morning 🥰
I have availability remaining Friday and over the weekend if anyone else wants to make me a dirty girl.. reach out 💌
I have availability remaining Friday and over the weekend if anyone else wants to make me a dirty girl.. reach out 💌
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Available in Melbourne for incalls today, Friday and Saturday 💛
Get in touch if you want to spend your long weekend wisely ✨
Get in touch if you want to spend your long weekend wisely ✨
April 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Available in Melbourne for incalls today, Friday and Saturday 💛
Get in touch if you want to spend your long weekend wisely ✨
Get in touch if you want to spend your long weekend wisely ✨
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So I’ve taken up piano, god does it feel good to use my brain a bit again. I forgot how delightful it is to pick up a new skill (albeit very slowly and very terribly for now, bless my patient teacher) 🎹
April 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So I’ve taken up piano, god does it feel good to use my brain a bit again. I forgot how delightful it is to pick up a new skill (albeit very slowly and very terribly for now, bless my patient teacher) 🎹
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Hostess with the mostess ✨
April 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Hostess with the mostess ✨
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What a lovely Friday morning spent with a sweetheart for a few hours 💕
April 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What a lovely Friday morning spent with a sweetheart for a few hours 💕
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Melbourne is really delivering on the Autumn evening weather 🌅
April 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Melbourne is really delivering on the Autumn evening weather 🌅
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how cute is my Melbourne incall space coming along 🥰
April 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
how cute is my Melbourne incall space coming along 🥰
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A little package of treasures that I got using a gift card from an absolute sweetheart 🥰
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A little package of treasures that I got using a gift card from an absolute sweetheart 🥰
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Ducked up to Canberra for a night and back again so I’ll be off for the next couple of days to relax and refresh— available again from Thursday onwards this week in Melbourne for incalls ✨
March 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Ducked up to Canberra for a night and back again so I’ll be off for the next couple of days to relax and refresh— available again from Thursday onwards this week in Melbourne for incalls ✨
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Good morning Melbourne ☀️
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Good morning Melbourne ☀️
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Finallyyyyy! I’ve never been more excited to have a board game session than this 😍 I love seeing SWers achieve such dope things
March 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Finallyyyyy! I’ve never been more excited to have a board game session than this 😍 I love seeing SWers achieve such dope things
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A little Friday night delight for a lucky man 🌼
March 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
A little Friday night delight for a lucky man 🌼
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Reaffirming that I’m a 💵CASH ONLY💵 girl all day everyday
March 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Reaffirming that I’m a 💵CASH ONLY💵 girl all day everyday
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Please stop rocking up and expecting to pay the remaining balance of the booking with bank transfer. I just had a really upsetting experience where the payment didn’t come through straight away and I had to ask the client to leave as he harassed and badgered me to do the booking anyway.
March 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Please stop rocking up and expecting to pay the remaining balance of the booking with bank transfer. I just had a really upsetting experience where the payment didn’t come through straight away and I had to ask the client to leave as he harassed and badgered me to do the booking anyway.
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So much for my ‘settle in Melbourne for a while and avoid travelling’, I just received a very generous FMTY to Canberra at the end of the month that I couldn’t possibly turn down 🥰
March 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
So much for my ‘settle in Melbourne for a while and avoid travelling’, I just received a very generous FMTY to Canberra at the end of the month that I couldn’t possibly turn down 🥰
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Sundress season is stretching to autumn in Melbourne with this heat, but who could complain about that? ☀️
March 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sundress season is stretching to autumn in Melbourne with this heat, but who could complain about that? ☀️
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Just got all my plants back from my mum’s custody after she took care of them while I was travelling and moving house and they’ve grown so much in my absence! 😍🌿
March 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just got all my plants back from my mum’s custody after she took care of them while I was travelling and moving house and they’ve grown so much in my absence! 😍🌿
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Guess who’s available all week in Melbourne? 🥰 reach out if you want to take up some time in my day ✨
March 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Guess who’s available all week in Melbourne? 🥰 reach out if you want to take up some time in my day ✨
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A little introduction for the new platform…
I’m Stassi, your sweetheart for hire based in Melbourne, Australia ✨
📅 Available for incalls & outcalls
📍 Incall located on St Kilda Road, 3004
💌 Reach out for a meeting on 0444 528 843
I’m Stassi, your sweetheart for hire based in Melbourne, Australia ✨
📅 Available for incalls & outcalls
📍 Incall located on St Kilda Road, 3004
💌 Reach out for a meeting on 0444 528 843
February 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A little introduction for the new platform…
I’m Stassi, your sweetheart for hire based in Melbourne, Australia ✨
📅 Available for incalls & outcalls
📍 Incall located on St Kilda Road, 3004
💌 Reach out for a meeting on 0444 528 843
I’m Stassi, your sweetheart for hire based in Melbourne, Australia ✨
📅 Available for incalls & outcalls
📍 Incall located on St Kilda Road, 3004
💌 Reach out for a meeting on 0444 528 843
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all done sucking cock at crown 😇✨
February 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
all done sucking cock at crown 😇✨
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off to Crown for a cheeky outcall this balmy evening 💋
PS my hair has faded to a lovely strawberry blonde as I let it grow back to my natural ash blonde— what do you think? 🥰
PS my hair has faded to a lovely strawberry blonde as I let it grow back to my natural ash blonde— what do you think? 🥰
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
off to Crown for a cheeky outcall this balmy evening 💋
PS my hair has faded to a lovely strawberry blonde as I let it grow back to my natural ash blonde— what do you think? 🥰
PS my hair has faded to a lovely strawberry blonde as I let it grow back to my natural ash blonde— what do you think? 🥰
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