Flossin? This whole time I’ve been calling you Monson

female doctor enters the patient room “I want to let you know that I am married” I immediately tell her, honoring my wife

and none of it is fulfilling. Have shoveled 18 times in last 4 days and still can’t see any concrete

Big fan of the “last weeks weather” column

don’t sleep on Coffee Lova, for all the coffee lovers out there

https://youtu.be/52a3cXS-_RA?si=nxRPZ-xsON2HfTPU

he also has a goatee, but I figured that was implied

I can tell it’s really Ozzy’s tombstone, because it has his name on it

fart ninjas

Fingers crossed for a nice tailwind!

got visibly upset at the poor quality of fruit I brought home from the grocery store

I’m thinking I might have a couple cold ones (beers) with the boys at this one.

I don’t know it works, but this is actually a palindrome if you read it backwards

ticket has been sold

Only on 3rd episode on 2nd season, but think I’m going to land where you are on this. The episode where they are just walking around outside for no reason - you already have an interesting concept! You don’t need to just put everyone in stranded somewhere for no reason!

the rugby bar! And like $4 pitchers or something

*someone gets whacked*
*phone rings*
“It’s done.” -Sil