Humanjunk
@humanjunk.bsky.social
5.6 lbs of me is bone and teeth.
I cared about those DJs in Tron: Legacy and hoped they got out of the club.
Imagine watching a Tron movie and caring about anything happening to anyone
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I cared about those DJs in Tron: Legacy and hoped they got out of the club.
12 hours of plot twists revolving around "signs point to yes" or "ask again later."
M. Night Shyamalan is directing a supernatural television series based on Mattel's MAGIC 8 BALL toy, with AMERICAN HORROR STORY's Brad Falchuk on writing duties.
M. Night Shyamalan Directing MAGIC 8 BALL Series For Mattel
M. Night Shyamalan is directing a supernatural television series based on Mattel's MAGIC 8 BALL toy, with AMERICAN HORROR STORY's Brad Falchuk on writing duties.
dlvr.it
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
12 hours of plot twists revolving around "signs point to yes" or "ask again later."
Funny, humanity needs to untangle from Morrissey.
Morrissey is trying to sell his stake in the Smiths, although it’s unclear how much he really owns. In a dramatic blog post, Mozz said he needed to untangle from ’Marr, Rourke, Joyce.’
Morrissey Wants to Sell This Charming Brand, the Smiths
Morrissey is trying to sell his stake in the Smiths, although it’s unclear how much he really owns. In a dramatic blog post, Mozz said he needed to untangle from ’Marr, Rourke, Joyce.’
www.vulture.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Funny, humanity needs to untangle from Morrissey.
If you thought Breakup Taylor was fun, just wait for Divorce Taylor.
August 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you thought Breakup Taylor was fun, just wait for Divorce Taylor.
@tristansbones.bsky.social congrats to you and @cjward.bsky.social on #EventHorizon.
Fingers crossed artist proofs show up on your store, because that last page in issue 1? 🤯
Fingers crossed artist proofs show up on your store, because that last page in issue 1? 🤯
August 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
@tristansbones.bsky.social congrats to you and @cjward.bsky.social on #EventHorizon.
Fingers crossed artist proofs show up on your store, because that last page in issue 1? 🤯
Fingers crossed artist proofs show up on your store, because that last page in issue 1? 🤯
There's a dog surfing competition this weekend and I can't go because I have tickets to CatVideoFest 2025 the same day. Living in California is weird.
July 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
There's a dog surfing competition this weekend and I can't go because I have tickets to CatVideoFest 2025 the same day. Living in California is weird.
It's good to have you back!
Ten or so years ago I went into space to do Aliens, then pretty much left comics. It's kind of apt that I'm reappearing after so long on Event Horizon...
Right...?
Right...?
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's good to have you back!
I'm grateful I get to witness this pivotal "my dad can beat up your dad" moment in American history.
June 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm grateful I get to witness this pivotal "my dad can beat up your dad" moment in American history.
@tristansbones.bsky.social Has anyone asked you to commission a Predator vs. Ewok piece?
May 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@tristansbones.bsky.social Has anyone asked you to commission a Predator vs. Ewok piece?
@tristansbones.bsky.social Dude, I just saw the #EventHorizon announcement on @variety.com, and congratulations! I'm beyond excited and can't wait to read the book. Way to go, you earned it!
May 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@tristansbones.bsky.social Dude, I just saw the #EventHorizon announcement on @variety.com, and congratulations! I'm beyond excited and can't wait to read the book. Way to go, you earned it!
I'm really mad at myself for not buying Taco Bell stock the day before yesterday.
#420
#420
April 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm really mad at myself for not buying Taco Bell stock the day before yesterday.
#420
#420
"Oh, go fuck yourself."
-Me, when Erasure is the first thing that plays on Depeche Mode Radio
-Me, when Erasure is the first thing that plays on Depeche Mode Radio
April 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Oh, go fuck yourself."
-Me, when Erasure is the first thing that plays on Depeche Mode Radio
-Me, when Erasure is the first thing that plays on Depeche Mode Radio
How do you think the world will end?
April 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
How do you think the world will end?
My honest review of #TushyBidet for them to use on their website if they want;
"Very refreshing! Feels like getting pegged by Mother Nature! All the stars!"
"Very refreshing! Feels like getting pegged by Mother Nature! All the stars!"
February 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My honest review of #TushyBidet for them to use on their website if they want;
"Very refreshing! Feels like getting pegged by Mother Nature! All the stars!"
"Very refreshing! Feels like getting pegged by Mother Nature! All the stars!"
Let's all remember and celebrate David Lynch by smoking a cigarette.
January 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Let's all remember and celebrate David Lynch by smoking a cigarette.
Reposted by Humanjunk
The Social Network (2010)
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Social Network (2010)
Reposted by Humanjunk
I haven’t seen anyone else articulate this amidst our honeymoon of karmic comeuppance but:
Assassinating horrible rich people is going to be what finally gets us gun control huh?
Assassinating horrible rich people is going to be what finally gets us gun control huh?
December 6, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I haven’t seen anyone else articulate this amidst our honeymoon of karmic comeuppance but:
Assassinating horrible rich people is going to be what finally gets us gun control huh?
Assassinating horrible rich people is going to be what finally gets us gun control huh?
I am voting for whoever is anti pet-eating.
September 11, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I am voting for whoever is anti pet-eating.
So, I guess #Eilishing is when you jerk off in front of a mirror...? 🤷🏻
April 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM
So, I guess #Eilishing is when you jerk off in front of a mirror...? 🤷🏻