Human Bentipede
humanbentipede.bsky.social
Human Bentipede
@humanbentipede.bsky.social
Daniel and me after withstanding too many Ronnie zingers
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This movie is about you
June 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
October 10, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Saddened to report that Dr. Hill has gotten the last laugh after a bad fall decapitated my Re-Animator action figure.
October 10, 2023 at 5:06 PM
About to see TALK TO ME.

Feels like a missed opportunity to not call it TALK TO THE HAND, considering it’s literally about people talking to a hand.

Automatic half star deduction for that alone.
August 2, 2023 at 11:14 PM
I want everyone to know that I like watermelons so much that I have a special knife for cutting watermelons, which itself looks like a watermelon.
July 12, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Selflessly watched Dirty Dancing with my girlfriend and then showed her Swayze’s belt routine from Skatetown USA, despite him raising the bar for masculinity straight into the stratosphere. 😩
July 7, 2023 at 11:37 AM
I always think it’s hilarious when an action movie stars an indomitable force of nature protagonist like Bruce Lee or Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has pushed his body to the furthest extremes of strength, and the antagonist is just a normal guy who maybe goes to the gym sometimes.
July 5, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Ordered a copy of Schwarzenegger‘s RAW DEAL mostly because I have a fond memory of his character’s wife writing shit on a cake and then throwing it at him.
July 3, 2023 at 1:13 PM