Bean
@humanbean808.bsky.social
She/her, older than TBZ and probably older than you, your Deobi wine aunt, 🔞, rps/rpf talk, MilCobist, 배배 parent, boy paper collector, childless cat lady
If you'd like to pause doom scrolling to tap your screen for a hottie...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHtRS8X48...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHtRS8X48...
August 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
If you'd like to pause doom scrolling to tap your screen for a hottie...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHtRS8X48...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHtRS8X48...
Positive, I'm getting better at taking these photos without looking like a terrified hamster.
Negative, damn...they don't get any less difficult to stand next to 🤧
(Thank you Jiham for looking genuinely unenthusiastic about having to stand next to a woman 😁😂)
Negative, damn...they don't get any less difficult to stand next to 🤧
(Thank you Jiham for looking genuinely unenthusiastic about having to stand next to a woman 😁😂)
August 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Positive, I'm getting better at taking these photos without looking like a terrified hamster.
Negative, damn...they don't get any less difficult to stand next to 🤧
(Thank you Jiham for looking genuinely unenthusiastic about having to stand next to a woman 😁😂)
Negative, damn...they don't get any less difficult to stand next to 🤧
(Thank you Jiham for looking genuinely unenthusiastic about having to stand next to a woman 😁😂)
I came, I saw, I blazed 🔥🥵🤪
August 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I came, I saw, I blazed 🔥🥵🤪
Xdinary Heroes last night and the golden retriever wolf child is invited into my toothy dogboy minivan 🥹
August 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Xdinary Heroes last night and the golden retriever wolf child is invited into my toothy dogboy minivan 🥹
He tried to be bad, he failed 🥹
July 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
He tried to be bad, he failed 🥹
I have forgotten that Midwestern portion sizes at restaurants are...large. 😳
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have forgotten that Midwestern portion sizes at restaurants are...large. 😳
Cherry is a very proud and tired mom and her babies are so flipping cute I have been plotting how to take one home with me...🥹
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Cherry is a very proud and tired mom and her babies are so flipping cute I have been plotting how to take one home with me...🥹
I'm going to MI for a few weeks tomorrow and honestly, bless...I need some puppies and time away from NYC...
June 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I'm going to MI for a few weeks tomorrow and honestly, bless...I need some puppies and time away from NYC...
The Kids helped a lot with a truly crappy day yesterday 😊
June 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The Kids helped a lot with a truly crappy day yesterday 😊
Not feeling good today.
June 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Not feeling good today.
I'm going to be the cool aunt in the Skz pit tomorrow 😎 (jk I'm already tired thinking about being on my feet for that long, but I do love myself an evil bunny)
June 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm going to be the cool aunt in the Skz pit tomorrow 😎 (jk I'm already tired thinking about being on my feet for that long, but I do love myself an evil bunny)
No one can stop me, because I am extremely dumb heh
June 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
No one can stop me, because I am extremely dumb heh
I think foods should come cat shaped as a standard, although the staff at this place was having a struggle day...out of the 4 items they ordered they messed up 2, including giving ham to someone who very much CANNOT consume it due to religious reasons and made us wait 45 minutes.
June 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I think foods should come cat shaped as a standard, although the staff at this place was having a struggle day...out of the 4 items they ordered they messed up 2, including giving ham to someone who very much CANNOT consume it due to religious reasons and made us wait 45 minutes.
Military propaganda means that the NYC streets are full of sailors and I just want to make my seamen and jizz jokes, but no one is around to laugh at them 😭
May 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Military propaganda means that the NYC streets are full of sailors and I just want to make my seamen and jizz jokes, but no one is around to laugh at them 😭
In today's edition of possibly catching a cold to simp for men...
May 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In today's edition of possibly catching a cold to simp for men...
I have already teared up at the Lucy Dacus show and it's only been the first of two openers...
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have already teared up at the Lucy Dacus show and it's only been the first of two openers...
The good:
Seeing Day6, quality friend time, getting the Powerpuff squad's hilarious description of A.C.E based on photos only, obtaining a tiny rubber duck
The bad: my ankle is definitely still messed up and I'm physically too old to be awake after 11PM if I've been doing other things all day
Seeing Day6, quality friend time, getting the Powerpuff squad's hilarious description of A.C.E based on photos only, obtaining a tiny rubber duck
The bad: my ankle is definitely still messed up and I'm physically too old to be awake after 11PM if I've been doing other things all day
April 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The good:
Seeing Day6, quality friend time, getting the Powerpuff squad's hilarious description of A.C.E based on photos only, obtaining a tiny rubber duck
The bad: my ankle is definitely still messed up and I'm physically too old to be awake after 11PM if I've been doing other things all day
Seeing Day6, quality friend time, getting the Powerpuff squad's hilarious description of A.C.E based on photos only, obtaining a tiny rubber duck
The bad: my ankle is definitely still messed up and I'm physically too old to be awake after 11PM if I've been doing other things all day
If anyone here is going to Day6 this weekend and needs some TBZ or A.C.E PCs...I am literally giving them away, so...
April 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If anyone here is going to Day6 this weekend and needs some TBZ or A.C.E PCs...I am literally giving them away, so...
