Humanatee 🕛
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Humanatee 🕛
@humanatee.bsky.social
· Jan 12
Eating pussy is woke.
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DoD annual report to Congress PDF.
MILITARY AND SECURITY DEVELOPMENTS INVOLVING THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA 2024
We still can't say anything bad about China other than they will affect "international order."
MILITARY AND SECURITY DEVELOPMENTS INVOLVING THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA 2024
We still can't say anything bad about China other than they will affect "international order."
media.defense.gov
January 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
DoD annual report to Congress PDF.
MILITARY AND SECURITY DEVELOPMENTS INVOLVING THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA 2024
We still can't say anything bad about China other than they will affect "international order."
MILITARY AND SECURITY DEVELOPMENTS INVOLVING THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA 2024
We still can't say anything bad about China other than they will affect "international order."
This is so awesome. Just change the name of Mexico, too.
All street names are now America.
The Pacific Ocean is now the America Ocean.
You see what I'm doing just keep it going in your head.
All street names are now America.
The Pacific Ocean is now the America Ocean.
You see what I'm doing just keep it going in your head.
Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."
(He's serious.)
(He's serious.)
January 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is so awesome. Just change the name of Mexico, too.
All street names are now America.
The Pacific Ocean is now the America Ocean.
You see what I'm doing just keep it going in your head.
All street names are now America.
The Pacific Ocean is now the America Ocean.
You see what I'm doing just keep it going in your head.
How do I stop these bots omg
January 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How do I stop these bots omg
The porn bots found me
January 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The porn bots found me
How many US service members are killing themselves because they can't stand being part of their system? Not all of them are self-immolating and blowing up Teslas
January 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
How many US service members are killing themselves because they can't stand being part of their system? Not all of them are self-immolating and blowing up Teslas
The revolution is when we all skeet the same meme at the same time.
January 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The revolution is when we all skeet the same meme at the same time.
I'm getting more stupider
January 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm getting more stupider
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When they ask you why you think the richest dude in the world is deeply deranged and insecure, show them this interaction between him and his burner account.
December 29, 2024 at 1:41 PM
When they ask you why you think the richest dude in the world is deeply deranged and insecure, show them this interaction between him and his burner account.
You better keep my credit line open, or else!
Yellen Issues Debt Limit Warning to Congress
The Treasury secretary urged Congress to protect the full faith and credit of the United States by raising the debt limit.
www.nytimes.com
December 28, 2024 at 3:33 AM
You better keep my credit line open, or else!
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2025 is the year of getting fit and fighting fash. Don't take any shit from those losers
December 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
2025 is the year of getting fit and fighting fash. Don't take any shit from those losers
Watching the opening scene of Die Hard 2 where Jon checks his beeper and holy shit remember when Israel did that pager terrorism attack in Lebanon?
December 26, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Watching the opening scene of Die Hard 2 where Jon checks his beeper and holy shit remember when Israel did that pager terrorism attack in Lebanon?
National level information operations agency bites the dust.
US government agency targeting foreign disinformation shuts down
State Department unit established in 2016 closes after US Congress fails to extend funding amid Republican accusations.
www-aljazeera-com.cdn.ampproject.org
December 25, 2024 at 5:37 PM
National level information operations agency bites the dust.
I enjoy the dems cope posting about Elon controlling the country more than Trump like it's gonna hurt his feewings.
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I enjoy the dems cope posting about Elon controlling the country more than Trump like it's gonna hurt his feewings.
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“He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I've ever seen in my career. What was the mayor doing at this press conference.. the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded when he is dealing with his own issues.”
December 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
“He was on display for everyone to see in the biggest staged perp walk I've ever seen in my career. What was the mayor doing at this press conference.. the mayor should know more than anyone about the presumption of innocence that he, too, is afforded when he is dealing with his own issues.”
Nintendo should be paying Luigi's legal fees
December 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Nintendo should be paying Luigi's legal fees
I like how the Democrats marketed the whole #RepublicanShutdown bullshit over and over only to have no shutdown at all
December 23, 2024 at 1:08 PM
I like how the Democrats marketed the whole #RepublicanShutdown bullshit over and over only to have no shutdown at all
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Something, something...bread and circuses... something.
December 22, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Something, something...bread and circuses... something.
Virginia continues to be a shithole state
Gov. Youngkin cites Fairfax cases in bid to pressure localities to assist ICE | FFXnow
www.ffxnow.com
December 21, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Virginia continues to be a shithole state
Billionaires are actually cool as hell 😎
December 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Billionaires are actually cool as hell 😎
The key to happiness is lowering... Suppressing your expectations.
December 19, 2024 at 5:37 PM
The key to happiness is lowering... Suppressing your expectations.
I hope Tesla never makes boats
December 18, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I hope Tesla never makes boats
Is there anything good other than manatees?
December 18, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Is there anything good other than manatees?
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Americans are never getting universal health care
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Americans are never getting universal health care