Human 2
@human2devteam.bsky.social
We are the dev team of Human 2(tm). A future upgrade to humanity as we know it. Follow us for patch notes and release date.
Tired of your boring sneezes, burps, and farts?
You can now select audio clips to replace the sounds of them with something more to your interest!
You can now select audio clips to replace the sounds of them with something more to your interest!
April 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tired of your boring sneezes, burps, and farts?
You can now select audio clips to replace the sounds of them with something more to your interest!
You can now select audio clips to replace the sounds of them with something more to your interest!
Reposted by Human 2
What features would you like to see added to the human body?
Let us know!
Let us know!
October 28, 2023 at 1:02 PM
What features would you like to see added to the human body?
Let us know!
Let us know!
Nail biters! We hear you!
The following fingernail flavors will be added in the next patch:
- Sweet & Savory BBQ
- Sour Cream & Onion
- Orange Dreamsicle Jello
The following fingernail flavors will be added in the next patch:
- Sweet & Savory BBQ
- Sour Cream & Onion
- Orange Dreamsicle Jello
November 7, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Nail biters! We hear you!
The following fingernail flavors will be added in the next patch:
- Sweet & Savory BBQ
- Sour Cream & Onion
- Orange Dreamsicle Jello
The following fingernail flavors will be added in the next patch:
- Sweet & Savory BBQ
- Sour Cream & Onion
- Orange Dreamsicle Jello
Reposted by Human 2
NOTICE: For all future patch updates users will have to run Common Sense as your native OS.
October 29, 2023 at 1:47 PM
NOTICE: For all future patch updates users will have to run Common Sense as your native OS.
A**holes are now password protected.
November 7, 2024 at 12:14 AM
A**holes are now password protected.
Human 2.0 men will now be able to ‘produce’ silly string.
While this doesn’t have much use from a utilitarian standpoint, it’s just plain funny.
While this doesn’t have much use from a utilitarian standpoint, it’s just plain funny.
December 14, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Human 2.0 men will now be able to ‘produce’ silly string.
While this doesn’t have much use from a utilitarian standpoint, it’s just plain funny.
While this doesn’t have much use from a utilitarian standpoint, it’s just plain funny.
Human 2.0 beta testers can now access Earlids.
These are useful in order to allow extraneous noise and stupid conversations to be muted on command as well as keeping your earbuds in.
These are useful in order to allow extraneous noise and stupid conversations to be muted on command as well as keeping your earbuds in.
November 10, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Human 2.0 beta testers can now access Earlids.
These are useful in order to allow extraneous noise and stupid conversations to be muted on command as well as keeping your earbuds in.
These are useful in order to allow extraneous noise and stupid conversations to be muted on command as well as keeping your earbuds in.
Beta testers have been reporting seen smells as being in "new colors"
We need data!
To the best of your abilities please reply below with:
- Origin of smell:
- Description of smell:
- Description of color:
We need data!
To the best of your abilities please reply below with:
- Origin of smell:
- Description of smell:
- Description of color:
With our first patch, the following advancements will be added to humanity:
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
November 3, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Beta testers have been reporting seen smells as being in "new colors"
We need data!
To the best of your abilities please reply below with:
- Origin of smell:
- Description of smell:
- Description of color:
We need data!
To the best of your abilities please reply below with:
- Origin of smell:
- Description of smell:
- Description of color:
We regret to inform the Twizzlers were too tasty and were quickly removed as a viable option.
The Human spinal column is known to be susceptible to fracture, herniation, and scoliosis due to its rigidity. A large % of our R&D budget has been allocated toward the testing of rubber, titanium alloy, graphene & Twizzlers as potential replacements.
October 30, 2023 at 6:20 PM
We regret to inform the Twizzlers were too tasty and were quickly removed as a viable option.
The Human spinal column is known to be susceptible to fracture, herniation, and scoliosis due to its rigidity. A large % of our R&D budget has been allocated toward the testing of rubber, titanium alloy, graphene & Twizzlers as potential replacements.
October 30, 2023 at 6:18 PM
The Human spinal column is known to be susceptible to fracture, herniation, and scoliosis due to its rigidity. A large % of our R&D budget has been allocated toward the testing of rubber, titanium alloy, graphene & Twizzlers as potential replacements.
NOTICE: For all future patch updates users will have to run Common Sense as your native OS.
October 29, 2023 at 1:47 PM
NOTICE: For all future patch updates users will have to run Common Sense as your native OS.
What features would you like to see added to the human body?
Let us know!
Let us know!
October 28, 2023 at 1:02 PM
What features would you like to see added to the human body?
Let us know!
Let us know!
We are beta testing a new function.
- You may now switch what your toenails are made out of in the settings menu.
- You may now switch what your toenails are made out of in the settings menu.
October 28, 2023 at 12:14 PM
We are beta testing a new function.
- You may now switch what your toenails are made out of in the settings menu.
- You may now switch what your toenails are made out of in the settings menu.
We apologize for all clipping errors beta testers have been experiencing with their 3rd ball.
We're looking into it.
We're looking into it.
With our first patch, the following advancements will be added to humanity:
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
October 14, 2023 at 9:17 PM
We apologize for all clipping errors beta testers have been experiencing with their 3rd ball.
We're looking into it.
We're looking into it.
As a safety feature, chest/testicle will now inflate on heavy impact.
They may also function as a floatation device.
They may also function as a floatation device.
September 27, 2023 at 4:04 PM
As a safety feature, chest/testicle will now inflate on heavy impact.
They may also function as a floatation device.
They may also function as a floatation device.
With our first patch, the following advancements will be added to humanity:
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
September 25, 2023 at 11:58 PM
With our first patch, the following advancements will be added to humanity:
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
- 3(!) chest and/or groin balls.
- the ability to see smells has been added.
- all orifices can now optionally grow teeth.
- feet can now taste.
Greetings Social Media! Are you tired of your boring rotting carcass? So are we!
We here at the Human 2 Dev Team have dedicated our lives to working on upgrades to improve humanity to it's peak form. Follow us for updates!
We here at the Human 2 Dev Team have dedicated our lives to working on upgrades to improve humanity to it's peak form. Follow us for updates!
September 25, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Greetings Social Media! Are you tired of your boring rotting carcass? So are we!
We here at the Human 2 Dev Team have dedicated our lives to working on upgrades to improve humanity to it's peak form. Follow us for updates!
We here at the Human 2 Dev Team have dedicated our lives to working on upgrades to improve humanity to it's peak form. Follow us for updates!