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Rita Book
@human-longinus.bsky.social
Just a burnt out millennial living in a constant state of fight or flight
I’m a slut for vampires
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fuck yes
August 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My elderly co worker: “how’s your head?”
Me: “haven’t had any complaints”
MECW: …

Every job needs an HR nightmare and I am filling that position
August 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The way I finish my friends sentences @animeighties.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’ve done this to myself so many times
March 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ugh my cohost is so unwilling to do any of my ideas
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
No we fucking don’t @foxnewscorporation.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hi I need everyone to know that there is a vampire musical on Tubi that stars Kevin from The Backstreet Boys. That is all
January 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Me watching Beastars: Oh gods! I don’t want to see a naked rabbit! This is so weird!

Meanwhile this is 6 ft from me
January 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It’s happening
December 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Ah yes, the annual Christmas Eve tequila shot before going to my aunts house #gettingblitzed #happyholidays
December 24, 2024 at 9:15 PM
The cursed things you find in the crystal shop, I can’t put this on my altar!
December 24, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Some days I regret starting a podcast with my ex boyfriend
December 18, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Conversations with my cohost
@animeighties.bsky.social
December 10, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Smash
December 6, 2024 at 1:09 AM
December 5, 2024 at 10:36 PM