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I was the star of my high school track team. One night, the team met up at night, to just hang out. At some point during the night, they all looked up at the night sky, blanketed with shining stars. They pointed to one of them, and said it was their guiding star. I was that star. I am so honored.
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was the star of my high school track team. One night, the team met up at night, to just hang out. At some point during the night, they all looked up at the night sky, blanketed with shining stars. They pointed to one of them, and said it was their guiding star. I was that star. I am so honored.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Wow. I love your car. Rubs my hand across the hood. I love this color. What engine you got in there? Caresses the wheel. Wow… Ever thought about lowering the suspension? Licks the fuel cap a little bit. Does this baby have manual or automatic? Spanks the trunk. You should install some turbo. Fucks t
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Wow. I love your car. Rubs my hand across the hood. I love this color. What engine you got in there? Caresses the wheel. Wow… Ever thought about lowering the suspension? Licks the fuel cap a little bit. Does this baby have manual or automatic? Spanks the trunk. You should install some turbo. Fucks t
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By the grace of God, I will be struck down. It is because I suck. I have no friends or family or reason to live. It’s bullshit. I do like strawberry milk, though. If they ever stopped making it I would kill myself. I drink a gallon a day and it’s the only thing that makes me smile or feel any joy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
By the grace of God, I will be struck down. It is because I suck. I have no friends or family or reason to live. It’s bullshit. I do like strawberry milk, though. If they ever stopped making it I would kill myself. I drink a gallon a day and it’s the only thing that makes me smile or feel any joy.
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If a zombie apocalypse happened I would be the only person to survive, because the zombies are my personal army, and I will make them kill everyone except for me. Since I am a genius, and master strategist, nobody will be able to survive my army. Pray that this event never happens, or it’s over.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If a zombie apocalypse happened I would be the only person to survive, because the zombies are my personal army, and I will make them kill everyone except for me. Since I am a genius, and master strategist, nobody will be able to survive my army. Pray that this event never happens, or it’s over.
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I am the most famous person in the world. People listen to what I say. I don’t say anything, though. I just make noise. Loud, disgusting noise. Half of the planet is deaf. Because of me. But the ones who aren’t cannot stop listening. Fucking addicts. I’m worse than meth. But I do love cocaine, a lot
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am the most famous person in the world. People listen to what I say. I don’t say anything, though. I just make noise. Loud, disgusting noise. Half of the planet is deaf. Because of me. But the ones who aren’t cannot stop listening. Fucking addicts. I’m worse than meth. But I do love cocaine, a lot
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I spent 3 years in a hedge maze as a child. I went with my parents and got lost. I survived by drinking dew from the leaves and eating sticks and grass. I finally found my way outside. I will never enter a maze again. Puzzles are generally stupid. I hate following steps and solving things. It sucks.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I spent 3 years in a hedge maze as a child. I went with my parents and got lost. I survived by drinking dew from the leaves and eating sticks and grass. I finally found my way outside. I will never enter a maze again. Puzzles are generally stupid. I hate following steps and solving things. It sucks.
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Sometimes, I like to take a bite out of a bar of soap just to feel something. When I was a child, my parents would often “wash my mouth out”. I said nasty little words like darn and dang. I’m a sinner, and I’m gonna burn for eternity. I’ve come to terms with this. It’s sad, but sad things happen.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Sometimes, I like to take a bite out of a bar of soap just to feel something. When I was a child, my parents would often “wash my mouth out”. I said nasty little words like darn and dang. I’m a sinner, and I’m gonna burn for eternity. I’ve come to terms with this. It’s sad, but sad things happen.
twitter is down how are my bluesky oomfiesss??
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twitter is down how are my bluesky oomfiesss??
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IF YOU KILL THE BRAIN, THEN YOU KILL THE GHOUL
vintage cmyk-style piece, alts in reply!
#hollowknightsilksong #silksongfanart #silksong
#art
vintage cmyk-style piece, alts in reply!
#hollowknightsilksong #silksongfanart #silksong
#art
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
IF YOU KILL THE BRAIN, THEN YOU KILL THE GHOUL
vintage cmyk-style piece, alts in reply!
#hollowknightsilksong #silksongfanart #silksong
#art
vintage cmyk-style piece, alts in reply!
#hollowknightsilksong #silksongfanart #silksong
#art
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November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
they think life is all sunshine and rainbows
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
they think life is all sunshine and rainbows
Salesperson watches Meanie play minecraft
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Salesperson watches Meanie play minecraft
ENA Literal Legend edit #enadreambbq
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
ENA Literal Legend edit #enadreambbq
their voice range is insane 🤩🤩
October 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
their voice range is insane 🤩🤩
if humanboard had whatsapp
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
if humanboard had whatsapp
Coral meets Dratula
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Coral meets Dratula
ENA freaks out during fan interaction
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
ENA freaks out during fan interaction
educational content, shut up and pay attention
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
educational content, shut up and pay attention
