UNION HULK
@hulkunionsmash.bsky.social
HULK DO DOOPY DANCE. AUSTIN BERRY'S BEST FRIEND.
OWNER OF THAT FREDDY ADU VACCUUM.
SIMPLY SAID HULKY LOVE #FRED THIS SOME GOOD #FREDtalk
PRESS CONTACT @10RONALDINHO
OWNER OF THAT FREDDY ADU VACCUUM.
SIMPLY SAID HULKY LOVE #FRED THIS SOME GOOD #FREDtalk
PRESS CONTACT @10RONALDINHO
May 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
May 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
HULKY HAVE A BELLY FULL OF TOILET MOONSHINE AND A NEWLY UN-SUSPENDED BLUEY ACCOUNT.
LEZZ GET LOUD #DOOP WRLD WITH U BEAUTIFUL FACES.
@philadelphiaunion.com PLAY THIS ON SCREEN PREGAME. BE #INDYpendent
SOUNDY McUPPY
IF U CAN RETWEET ON BLUEY PLZ DO. IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE LIFE BETTER
#TENDER
LEZZ GET LOUD #DOOP WRLD WITH U BEAUTIFUL FACES.
@philadelphiaunion.com PLAY THIS ON SCREEN PREGAME. BE #INDYpendent
SOUNDY McUPPY
IF U CAN RETWEET ON BLUEY PLZ DO. IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE LIFE BETTER
#TENDER
May 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
HULKY HAVE A BELLY FULL OF TOILET MOONSHINE AND A NEWLY UN-SUSPENDED BLUEY ACCOUNT.
LEZZ GET LOUD #DOOP WRLD WITH U BEAUTIFUL FACES.
@philadelphiaunion.com PLAY THIS ON SCREEN PREGAME. BE #INDYpendent
SOUNDY McUPPY
IF U CAN RETWEET ON BLUEY PLZ DO. IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE LIFE BETTER
#TENDER
LEZZ GET LOUD #DOOP WRLD WITH U BEAUTIFUL FACES.
@philadelphiaunion.com PLAY THIS ON SCREEN PREGAME. BE #INDYpendent
SOUNDY McUPPY
IF U CAN RETWEET ON BLUEY PLZ DO. IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE LIFE BETTER
#TENDER
WHEN @philadelphiaunion.com FINISHED SENDING OUT MEAN EMAIL TO PEOPLE CAN U CONFIRM IF MESSI HAVE ANYONE ON THE GUEST LIST TOMORROW?
@10ronaldinho.bsky.social CMEER LUV. HULKY BUY U CRAB DIP AT RICOS.
U CAN ALSO GET CRABS AT RICOS LOUNGE
#DOOP
@10ronaldinho.bsky.social CMEER LUV. HULKY BUY U CRAB DIP AT RICOS.
U CAN ALSO GET CRABS AT RICOS LOUNGE
#DOOP
May 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
WHEN @philadelphiaunion.com FINISHED SENDING OUT MEAN EMAIL TO PEOPLE CAN U CONFIRM IF MESSI HAVE ANYONE ON THE GUEST LIST TOMORROW?
@10ronaldinho.bsky.social CMEER LUV. HULKY BUY U CRAB DIP AT RICOS.
U CAN ALSO GET CRABS AT RICOS LOUNGE
#DOOP
@10ronaldinho.bsky.social CMEER LUV. HULKY BUY U CRAB DIP AT RICOS.
U CAN ALSO GET CRABS AT RICOS LOUNGE
#DOOP
BLUEY WAS MAD AT HULKY. HULKY BACK.
HULKY MISS YOU BEAUTIFUL FACES.
ALSO IS EVERYONE MUSTACHIN’ LIKE INDY NOW?
@philadelphiaunion.com WHEN U DONE SENDING MEAN EMAILS OUT. DO INDY MUSTACHE GIVEAWAY NIGHT.
IT WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.
#MOIST
#DOOP
HULKY MISS YOU BEAUTIFUL FACES.
ALSO IS EVERYONE MUSTACHIN’ LIKE INDY NOW?
@philadelphiaunion.com WHEN U DONE SENDING MEAN EMAILS OUT. DO INDY MUSTACHE GIVEAWAY NIGHT.
IT WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.
#MOIST
#DOOP
May 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
BLUEY WAS MAD AT HULKY. HULKY BACK.
HULKY MISS YOU BEAUTIFUL FACES.
ALSO IS EVERYONE MUSTACHIN’ LIKE INDY NOW?
@philadelphiaunion.com WHEN U DONE SENDING MEAN EMAILS OUT. DO INDY MUSTACHE GIVEAWAY NIGHT.
IT WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.
#MOIST
#DOOP
HULKY MISS YOU BEAUTIFUL FACES.
ALSO IS EVERYONE MUSTACHIN’ LIKE INDY NOW?
@philadelphiaunion.com WHEN U DONE SENDING MEAN EMAILS OUT. DO INDY MUSTACHE GIVEAWAY NIGHT.
IT WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.
#MOIST
#DOOP
HULKY STILL A LITTLE VERKLEMPT THAT @philadelphiaunion.com HOSTED A MENTAL FITNESS FORUM THIS MONTH.
IT WAS A NICE THING TO DO.
DID THE RACCOON GUY SEND THIS EMAIL TO THEM TOO?
HEY *BEAUTIFUL BABIES*
U KNOW IT NOT OKAY TO LET ANYONE TALK TO U LIKE THIS.
WHO DID THIS EMAIL GO TO? MESSI?
IT WAS A NICE THING TO DO.
DID THE RACCOON GUY SEND THIS EMAIL TO THEM TOO?
HEY *BEAUTIFUL BABIES*
U KNOW IT NOT OKAY TO LET ANYONE TALK TO U LIKE THIS.
WHO DID THIS EMAIL GO TO? MESSI?
May 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
HULKY STILL A LITTLE VERKLEMPT THAT @philadelphiaunion.com HOSTED A MENTAL FITNESS FORUM THIS MONTH.
IT WAS A NICE THING TO DO.
DID THE RACCOON GUY SEND THIS EMAIL TO THEM TOO?
HEY *BEAUTIFUL BABIES*
U KNOW IT NOT OKAY TO LET ANYONE TALK TO U LIKE THIS.
WHO DID THIS EMAIL GO TO? MESSI?
IT WAS A NICE THING TO DO.
DID THE RACCOON GUY SEND THIS EMAIL TO THEM TOO?
HEY *BEAUTIFUL BABIES*
U KNOW IT NOT OKAY TO LET ANYONE TALK TO U LIKE THIS.
WHO DID THIS EMAIL GO TO? MESSI?
WASSUP BEAUTIFUL @philadelphiaunion.com
IS THIS THE RACCOON GUY?
DID THIS EMAIL ONLY GO OUT TO RACCOONS
BECAUSE EVEN IF IT DID IT PRETTY FUCKED UP BOO
“PHILADELPHIA UNION CARE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH..
UNLESS U DO SOMETHING STUPID”
FIX YA FACE
#DOOP
IS THIS THE RACCOON GUY?
DID THIS EMAIL ONLY GO OUT TO RACCOONS
BECAUSE EVEN IF IT DID IT PRETTY FUCKED UP BOO
“PHILADELPHIA UNION CARE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH..
UNLESS U DO SOMETHING STUPID”
FIX YA FACE
#DOOP
May 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
WASSUP BEAUTIFUL @philadelphiaunion.com
IS THIS THE RACCOON GUY?
DID THIS EMAIL ONLY GO OUT TO RACCOONS
BECAUSE EVEN IF IT DID IT PRETTY FUCKED UP BOO
“PHILADELPHIA UNION CARE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH..
UNLESS U DO SOMETHING STUPID”
FIX YA FACE
#DOOP
IS THIS THE RACCOON GUY?
DID THIS EMAIL ONLY GO OUT TO RACCOONS
BECAUSE EVEN IF IT DID IT PRETTY FUCKED UP BOO
“PHILADELPHIA UNION CARE ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH..
UNLESS U DO SOMETHING STUPID”
FIX YA FACE
#DOOP
March 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
February 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
An ample signing.
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
# doop
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
# doop
February 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
An ample signing.
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
# doop
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
# doop
deAR #DOoP AnGeLS
WELcOME tO PhILAdeLPHIA unIOn
whErE gAmE daYs bE raIny
aND THE JERseYS aRE veiny.
SiNCERRRLLYSJSZSSZ
SIGN EVEN MORE PLAYERZ ERNSTIE
WELcOME tO PhILAdeLPHIA unIOn
whErE gAmE daYs bE raIny
aND THE JERseYS aRE veiny.
SiNCERRRLLYSJSZSSZ
SIGN EVEN MORE PLAYERZ ERNSTIE
February 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
deAR #DOoP AnGeLS
WELcOME tO PhILAdeLPHIA unIOn
whErE gAmE daYs bE raIny
aND THE JERseYS aRE veiny.
SiNCERRRLLYSJSZSSZ
SIGN EVEN MORE PLAYERZ ERNSTIE
WELcOME tO PhILAdeLPHIA unIOn
whErE gAmE daYs bE raIny
aND THE JERseYS aRE veiny.
SiNCERRRLLYSJSZSSZ
SIGN EVEN MORE PLAYERZ ERNSTIE
This is v exciting.
@philadelphiaunion.com doing this jersey is so thinking forward.
We had lightning bolts
We had Simpson cloud
Now? #doop have a veiny penis themed jersey
No one is competing with that in #MLS
This is a miraculous celebration of soccer and big veiny ding dongs
Sincerely, UBB
@philadelphiaunion.com doing this jersey is so thinking forward.
We had lightning bolts
We had Simpson cloud
Now? #doop have a veiny penis themed jersey
No one is competing with that in #MLS
This is a miraculous celebration of soccer and big veiny ding dongs
Sincerely, UBB
February 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is v exciting.
@philadelphiaunion.com doing this jersey is so thinking forward.
We had lightning bolts
We had Simpson cloud
Now? #doop have a veiny penis themed jersey
No one is competing with that in #MLS
This is a miraculous celebration of soccer and big veiny ding dongs
Sincerely, UBB
@philadelphiaunion.com doing this jersey is so thinking forward.
We had lightning bolts
We had Simpson cloud
Now? #doop have a veiny penis themed jersey
No one is competing with that in #MLS
This is a miraculous celebration of soccer and big veiny ding dongs
Sincerely, UBB
Dearest Thomas McGill Bogert,
So you could say, McGlynn went McGlOUT.
That’s just a fun lil joke.
Things are fine being a #Doop fan.
Diarhea is flowing out of me like one of the great lakes.
Diarheally Yours, Union Bruce Banner
So you could say, McGlynn went McGlOUT.
That’s just a fun lil joke.
Things are fine being a #Doop fan.
Diarhea is flowing out of me like one of the great lakes.
Diarheally Yours, Union Bruce Banner
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Dearest Thomas McGill Bogert,
So you could say, McGlynn went McGlOUT.
That’s just a fun lil joke.
Things are fine being a #Doop fan.
Diarhea is flowing out of me like one of the great lakes.
Diarheally Yours, Union Bruce Banner
So you could say, McGlynn went McGlOUT.
That’s just a fun lil joke.
Things are fine being a #Doop fan.
Diarhea is flowing out of me like one of the great lakes.
Diarheally Yours, Union Bruce Banner
Dearest #doop angels,
It is #riveting that we have recieved many #Tannenwonderful! Tweets and retweets over the last few hours. One of which was the 3 #mls teams Neymar may want to join.
Sounds like Neymar to #doop on less than 700 dollars.
Jolly good fun.
Tenderly, Union Bruce Banner
It is #riveting that we have recieved many #Tannenwonderful! Tweets and retweets over the last few hours. One of which was the 3 #mls teams Neymar may want to join.
Sounds like Neymar to #doop on less than 700 dollars.
Jolly good fun.
Tenderly, Union Bruce Banner
January 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Dearest #doop angels,
It is #riveting that we have recieved many #Tannenwonderful! Tweets and retweets over the last few hours. One of which was the 3 #mls teams Neymar may want to join.
Sounds like Neymar to #doop on less than 700 dollars.
Jolly good fun.
Tenderly, Union Bruce Banner
It is #riveting that we have recieved many #Tannenwonderful! Tweets and retweets over the last few hours. One of which was the 3 #mls teams Neymar may want to join.
Sounds like Neymar to #doop on less than 700 dollars.
Jolly good fun.
Tenderly, Union Bruce Banner
Things are fine.
Things fine.
My feelings aren’t hurt at all if anyone is asking.
No one is asking.
Things are fine.
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
#doop
Things fine.
My feelings aren’t hurt at all if anyone is asking.
No one is asking.
Things are fine.
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
#doop
January 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Things are fine.
Things fine.
My feelings aren’t hurt at all if anyone is asking.
No one is asking.
Things are fine.
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
#doop
Things fine.
My feelings aren’t hurt at all if anyone is asking.
No one is asking.
Things are fine.
Sincerely, Union Bruce Banner
#doop
Dearest Matthew Doyle
Would Neymar kindly accept an amount less than seven hundred dollars?
If he would, @philaunion may be interested
However if Neymar’s dad would like 700$ or more, #doop would likely be priced out
I have enjoyed discussing fluctuation today
Things=fine
Regards,Union Bruce
Would Neymar kindly accept an amount less than seven hundred dollars?
If he would, @philaunion may be interested
However if Neymar’s dad would like 700$ or more, #doop would likely be priced out
I have enjoyed discussing fluctuation today
Things=fine
Regards,Union Bruce
January 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dearest Matthew Doyle
Would Neymar kindly accept an amount less than seven hundred dollars?
If he would, @philaunion may be interested
However if Neymar’s dad would like 700$ or more, #doop would likely be priced out
I have enjoyed discussing fluctuation today
Things=fine
Regards,Union Bruce
Would Neymar kindly accept an amount less than seven hundred dollars?
If he would, @philaunion may be interested
However if Neymar’s dad would like 700$ or more, #doop would likely be priced out
I have enjoyed discussing fluctuation today
Things=fine
Regards,Union Bruce