Me “after my workout I could a big meal”
Friend “hey why you looking at me like that?!”
Me “gonna eat and enjoy a big meal like I said I would”
Friend “wtf?! No not m…” *swallows friend whole* *belch*
Me “damn you where a big meal”
Me “after my workout I could a big meal”
Friend “hey why you looking at me like that?!”
Me “gonna eat and enjoy a big meal like I said I would”
Friend “wtf?! No not m…” *swallows friend whole* *belch*
Me “damn you where a big meal”
Me “oh let’s see it *rips open box* it’s emPTy?!” *groans*
Lil guy “hey you o…k…dude are you growin?
Me *clothes rippin* wonder how big I’ll get” *flexes*
Lil guy “your head already hit the ceilin?! How much bigger you wanna be?!
Me “oh let’s see it *rips open box* it’s emPTy?!” *groans*
Lil guy “hey you o…k…dude are you growin?
Me *clothes rippin* wonder how big I’ll get” *flexes*
Lil guy “your head already hit the ceilin?! How much bigger you wanna be?!
Who’s ever heard of a skinny Santa Claus? A big strong daddy Santa who’s got a big sack of goodies
Who’s ever heard of a skinny Santa Claus? A big strong daddy Santa who’s got a big sack of goodies
Guy: did you get bigger?
me: what are you talkin bout boi?! I’ve was always this big *ripping sounds* ignore that and keep goin
Guy: did you get bigger?
me: what are you talkin bout boi?! I’ve was always this big *ripping sounds* ignore that and keep goin