I thought this was gonna be about the Democrats folding

My Dutch friends say that this was a devastating insult

You know, maybe. It’s hard to tell. I was on the train the other day, and the conductor came to check everyone’s tickets. He’d look at every one, make sure it’s valid, and then tell its holder “dank u wel”. He got to me, checked my ticket, and said “merci, monsieur!”

Oh, did it clip the wall on the way down? Absolutely bonkers that the umpires could notice that from afar in the moment, then

Can someone explain to me which 2 runners are out? How can there be a force with 1 out if the ball was caught?

Am I having a stroke? Do I need to se a doctor? Why are both MTG and Candace Owens having reasonable takes lately?

This is probably the answer but fwiw their first sports product was actually all the way back in iOS 6, when Siri got support for rendering MLB scores

Ok I just listened to the Busted version, and I didn’t realize the Jonas Brothers Disney-fied it? The Jonas Brothers’ neighbor was doing a welfare check, but Busted’s was hitting on his great-great-great-granddaughter??

I’m certainly not here to defend the Jonas Brothers or anything, but the obvious difference between these bands is that I’ve heard of one of them

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Tbf you might actually get to stand on business about the Rockies thing

I’ve lived at various times in Orlando, Tampa, Atlanta, Nashville, Philadelphia, Boulder, San Francisco, DC, and probably more I’m forgetting rn, but I’ve never seen an almond poppyseed muffin before