Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush
@hugozhackenbush.bsky.social
The Original @Mangylover from Twitter
🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 #NeverTrump since 2015.
Why can't you be like cousin Jeffrey in the Parks Department?
🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🏳️🌈 #NeverTrump since 2015.
Why can't you be like cousin Jeffrey in the Parks Department?
There's a serious leek under the sink.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
There's a serious leek under the sink.
🎼 Oooh help me Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Oh Dr Zaius! 🎵
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Oh Dr Zaius! 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
🎼 Oooh help me Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Oh Dr Zaius! 🎵
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius! Dr Zaius!
Oh Dr Zaius! 🎵
There are four types of guys online; no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There are four types of guys online; no exceptions.
Ro. MTG. Massie.
Weirdest timeline ever.
Weirdest timeline ever.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ro. MTG. Massie.
Weirdest timeline ever.
Weirdest timeline ever.
I buy tea from Rakkasan & will continue because I hate to see businesses put in this position.
Earlier this year I bought large quantities of tea, coffee, cocoa, and spices from several sources before tariffs kicked in. Wasn't in budget but had to do it.
I cannot imagine your frustration.
Earlier this year I bought large quantities of tea, coffee, cocoa, and spices from several sources before tariffs kicked in. Wasn't in budget but had to do it.
I cannot imagine your frustration.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I buy tea from Rakkasan & will continue because I hate to see businesses put in this position.
Earlier this year I bought large quantities of tea, coffee, cocoa, and spices from several sources before tariffs kicked in. Wasn't in budget but had to do it.
I cannot imagine your frustration.
Earlier this year I bought large quantities of tea, coffee, cocoa, and spices from several sources before tariffs kicked in. Wasn't in budget but had to do it.
I cannot imagine your frustration.
Today is the birthday of Oliver Goldsmith. May his two shoes be forever goody.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Today is the birthday of Oliver Goldsmith. May his two shoes be forever goody.
MORE SANDWICHES
LESS KINGS
LESS KINGS
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
MORE SANDWICHES
LESS KINGS
LESS KINGS
Based on fairy tales and lies.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Based on fairy tales and lies.
Please buy a book. An actual printed book.
Don't rely on AI.
Don't rely on AI.
October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Please buy a book. An actual printed book.
Don't rely on AI.
Don't rely on AI.
Giving 40 billion to a guy who looks like the love child of Gerard Depardieu and a muppet.
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Giving 40 billion to a guy who looks like the love child of Gerard Depardieu and a muppet.
Just give Trump this. He'll never know the difference.
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just give Trump this. He'll never know the difference.
Riyadh Comedy Festival: You'll laugh your head off.
October 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Riyadh Comedy Festival: You'll laugh your head off.
Winding down.
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Winding down.
Make no mistake. This is what Trump & Hegseth will be looking for. Inadequate or unenthusiastic praise will be regarded as disloyalty to Dear Leader.
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Make no mistake. This is what Trump & Hegseth will be looking for. Inadequate or unenthusiastic praise will be regarded as disloyalty to Dear Leader.
And here we are.
September 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And here we are.
Anti fascist Audie Murphy.
The most decorated soldier in American history.
The most decorated soldier in American history.
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anti fascist Audie Murphy.
The most decorated soldier in American history.
The most decorated soldier in American history.
".....something else Tylenol does? A very good friend, someone you'd all know, called me crying and he said 'Great President Donald Trump, my mother gave me Tylenol as a child, and that's why I have a tiny penis that looks like half a Vienna sausage in a cat's hairball'. A horrible thing Tylenol.."
September 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
".....something else Tylenol does? A very good friend, someone you'd all know, called me crying and he said 'Great President Donald Trump, my mother gave me Tylenol as a child, and that's why I have a tiny penis that looks like half a Vienna sausage in a cat's hairball'. A horrible thing Tylenol.."
Kimmel's Choice:
September 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Kimmel's Choice:
I ventured over to look at Twitter (which i do not use, but keep i my old account).
Bizarro World.
Bizarro World.
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I ventured over to look at Twitter (which i do not use, but keep i my old account).
Bizarro World.
Bizarro World.
Charlie Kirk's rally brought to you by Leni Riefenstahl.
September 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Charlie Kirk's rally brought to you by Leni Riefenstahl.
These people are absolutely undeniably insane.
September 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
These people are absolutely undeniably insane.
Received this text.
September 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Received this text.