my job has been closed for a week bc the office is too stinky to be at. every day we get an email saying "odor unresolved" - taking any and all bets on source of the stink

~coming up next week~

i just feel like if i saw the pillsbury doughboy in real life id be morally obligated to squash him

you could not get my spotify wrapped out of me with a gun this year

it happened to me: my boyfriend discovered balatro

ive started watching columbo for the first time and im so lucky i did this after starting drag or else id be doing my best peter falk impression every number