Hugh Gladden
@hughgladden.bsky.social
I've been making fun of Dumb Donald since 2015, and I've kept a record of DD's words and deeds in my Dumbkins book series. The Moron of Mar-a-Loco is back from his exile, and I'm ready.
Here is my email to DOGE:
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I was consistent all week!
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I was consistent all week!
February 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Here is my email to DOGE:
M--🖕
T--🖕
W--🖕
Th--🖕
F--🖕
I was consistent all week!
M--🖕
T--🖕
W--🖕
Th--🖕
F--🖕
I was consistent all week!
Dumb Donald has taken to calling our current time, with him in office again, as the "golden age." It is already becoming clear that a more accurate name would be the "golden shower age."
February 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dumb Donald has taken to calling our current time, with him in office again, as the "golden age." It is already becoming clear that a more accurate name would be the "golden shower age."
Very quickly after Hitler was appointed Chancellor in Germany in 1933, a suspicious fire happened at the parliament building. Hitler used the fire to declare a state of emergency and crack down on his political enemies.
February 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Very quickly after Hitler was appointed Chancellor in Germany in 1933, a suspicious fire happened at the parliament building. Hitler used the fire to declare a state of emergency and crack down on his political enemies.
Elon and Donald have a combined 18 children, by 7 different women.
Of Elon's 13 acknowledged children, the names of babies #12 and #13 have yet to be publicly released, but three of his most recent children with publicly released names are X Æ A-12, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus.
Of Elon's 13 acknowledged children, the names of babies #12 and #13 have yet to be publicly released, but three of his most recent children with publicly released names are X Æ A-12, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus.
February 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Elon and Donald have a combined 18 children, by 7 different women.
Of Elon's 13 acknowledged children, the names of babies #12 and #13 have yet to be publicly released, but three of his most recent children with publicly released names are X Æ A-12, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus.
Of Elon's 13 acknowledged children, the names of babies #12 and #13 have yet to be publicly released, but three of his most recent children with publicly released names are X Æ A-12, Exa Dark Sideræl, and Techno Mechanicus.
So the CDC website is essentially shut down, due to Donald's EO's, and there is an outbreak of bird flu going on. What could go wrong?
February 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
So the CDC website is essentially shut down, due to Donald's EO's, and there is an outbreak of bird flu going on. What could go wrong?
Donald sent a message today which claimed that billions of $ has been "STOLLEN" by people at USAID. It's the usual wild bs, and "stollen" moves into first place in his list of most-often misspelled words, passing "smocking," as in "smocking gun." From "stollen election," the word strikes again!
February 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Donald sent a message today which claimed that billions of $ has been "STOLLEN" by people at USAID. It's the usual wild bs, and "stollen" moves into first place in his list of most-often misspelled words, passing "smocking," as in "smocking gun." From "stollen election," the word strikes again!
So Donald wants to annex or buy Greenland, the Panama Canal, Canada, and now Gaza. He wants to be an emperor. Maybe he could be the Fat Emperor, or maybe Emperor Donald the Disinfectant Injector of Mar-a-Loco.
February 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So Donald wants to annex or buy Greenland, the Panama Canal, Canada, and now Gaza. He wants to be an emperor. Maybe he could be the Fat Emperor, or maybe Emperor Donald the Disinfectant Injector of Mar-a-Loco.
The orange turd is officially a convicted felon.
January 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The orange turd is officially a convicted felon.
Kash Patel for FBI director? We would do better with Himesh Patel.
January 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Kash Patel for FBI director? We would do better with Himesh Patel.
Dumb Donald didn't have the guts to run for prezident in 2012. He knew that even if he could con Republicans into going with him, he would get badly whipped by Obama.
December 18, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Dumb Donald didn't have the guts to run for prezident in 2012. He knew that even if he could con Republicans into going with him, he would get badly whipped by Obama.
Dumb Donald says his clown car will be looking into whether vaccines cause autism. According to the CDC, Mayo clinic, and every other reputable study in the past 30 years, there is no connection, but DD wants to be seen as the super-genius who is solving deep problems. It is bs, and he is a moron.
December 14, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Dumb Donald says his clown car will be looking into whether vaccines cause autism. According to the CDC, Mayo clinic, and every other reputable study in the past 30 years, there is no connection, but DD wants to be seen as the super-genius who is solving deep problems. It is bs, and he is a moron.
Memo to Kash Patel: As you begin to assemble Dumb Donald's enemies list and figure out where you will use FBI resources to attack DD's political foes, just remember that I am farting in Dumb Donald's general direction. Put me on the list, Kash.
December 12, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Memo to Kash Patel: As you begin to assemble Dumb Donald's enemies list and figure out where you will use FBI resources to attack DD's political foes, just remember that I am farting in Dumb Donald's general direction. Put me on the list, Kash.
Instead of pardoning anybody else to protect them from Dumb Donald the Dick-tator, Biden should give them all the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Cheney, Schiff, Milley, and everyone who did what was right, before, during, and after January 6, including Mike Pence.
December 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Instead of pardoning anybody else to protect them from Dumb Donald the Dick-tator, Biden should give them all the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Cheney, Schiff, Milley, and everyone who did what was right, before, during, and after January 6, including Mike Pence.
We all need to contact our senators, especially the Republicans, to tell them to publicly say they will not tolerate Dumb Donald firing Wray. No confirmation hearings for Patel or anybody else. Make it clear that the Senate won't play ball with this kind of fascism.
December 7, 2024 at 11:19 PM
We all need to contact our senators, especially the Republicans, to tell them to publicly say they will not tolerate Dumb Donald firing Wray. No confirmation hearings for Patel or anybody else. Make it clear that the Senate won't play ball with this kind of fascism.
Dumb Donald's sentencing situation has flown well under the radar for the past two weeks. The judge told him to file a motion to dismiss by December 2, and I assume he has done that. The D.A. has until next Monday to respond to it, and they will go from there.
December 6, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Dumb Donald's sentencing situation has flown well under the radar for the past two weeks. The judge told him to file a motion to dismiss by December 2, and I assume he has done that. The D.A. has until next Monday to respond to it, and they will go from there.
As the FBI director, this man will be a cross between J. Edgar Hoover and Rudy Giuliani, corrupt yet comical. A shameless toady whose expression always makes him look like an undercard wrestler in the WWE.
December 4, 2024 at 12:07 PM
As the FBI director, this man will be a cross between J. Edgar Hoover and Rudy Giuliani, corrupt yet comical. A shameless toady whose expression always makes him look like an undercard wrestler in the WWE.
Before taking office in 2017, Dumb Donald held a bizarre press conference in which he displayed a table filled with files which DD said were from his business, which he claimed would now be run by his sons. No conflicts, no grifting, he promised...
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Before taking office in 2017, Dumb Donald held a bizarre press conference in which he displayed a table filled with files which DD said were from his business, which he claimed would now be run by his sons. No conflicts, no grifting, he promised...
Dumb Donald's picks to lead departments, like RFK Jr, Gaetz, McMahon, and the guy for the Navy who has no military experience but who donated almost $1 million to DD's campaign, make perfect sense. These people all have one job: To praise and glorify their boss. No other experience needed.
November 29, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Dumb Donald's picks to lead departments, like RFK Jr, Gaetz, McMahon, and the guy for the Navy who has no military experience but who donated almost $1 million to DD's campaign, make perfect sense. These people all have one job: To praise and glorify their boss. No other experience needed.
As we enjoy our feasts today and express our thanks for the relative convenience and security in our lives, we need to remember that right now, Russian drone strikes are once again targeting Ukrainian energy infrastructure in the attempt to freeze the people and break their will.
November 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
As we enjoy our feasts today and express our thanks for the relative convenience and security in our lives, we need to remember that right now, Russian drone strikes are once again targeting Ukrainian energy infrastructure in the attempt to freeze the people and break their will.
In January, I'm going to buy some standard groceries and keep the receipt. Then in 2026, as the congressional races are heating up, I'll go to the same store and buy the same things and keep that receipt. Then I'll post the two receipts to show if the Reps made good on their election promises.
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM
In January, I'm going to buy some standard groceries and keep the receipt. Then in 2026, as the congressional races are heating up, I'll go to the same store and buy the same things and keep that receipt. Then I'll post the two receipts to show if the Reps made good on their election promises.
I am part of "the enemy from within." I will not obey.
November 23, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I am part of "the enemy from within." I will not obey.
Let's see, we've got Worm-Brain, Tulsi, Matt the Rapist, Little Marco, the WWE lady, a Fox Noise guy, and maybe Puppy Killer as the nominees for Donald's KKKabinet. He is pretty sure that they are all ready to fulfill the only requirement of their new jobs: To empty Donald's piss bucket on demand.
November 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Let's see, we've got Worm-Brain, Tulsi, Matt the Rapist, Little Marco, the WWE lady, a Fox Noise guy, and maybe Puppy Killer as the nominees for Donald's KKKabinet. He is pretty sure that they are all ready to fulfill the only requirement of their new jobs: To empty Donald's piss bucket on demand.