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Hey y’all, is this thing still on?

I wish you’d report the truth, my brother. I never said any such thing, I texted it. I’ll be praying for you.

Son, why you got to be so negative?

Brother, why can’t you be more positive?

Brother, why can’t you be more positive?

I would but I can’t find the DM button here

I got a code, bsky-social-xi2by-34fqp if you can show me where the DMs are

Did someone say prayers?

My brother, we have half a whole football season to get through. Please pray for us. Also, where are the best clubs to visit on my off-week? Urban’s ghosted me.

Well be praying for you, my sister

Y’all will be sorry for leaving our upcoming beating of the Dawgs off your rankings. I’ll be praying for you, my brothers

I’ll be praying for you

I was trying to DM y’all some encouragement, but I can’t find the blasted things. God loves you, even when ur looking for filth

DM @ Willbookema son, I don’t think you’re giving any of those fine Christian men the credit they deserve. Not a one of them threw an interception. I’ll be praying for you, that you can find your way to be more uplifting and inspiring

Now now, you just have to trust in God’s plan for your life.