finally some good news this week

12. I fucking love it and it's the bestest ever. Come see me on the Epona server where I play as a Druid called Mother June. Literally obsessed with it I've played it since I was a little kid and it's fucking amazing and fun. Join this grindy shithole of a game now.

9. Kickass soundtrack and art direction

10. A community of individuals all over the deranged spectrum.

11. A lot of genuinely roleplaying people??? Guys this is a shitty mobile MMO how.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

4. Pay to win ass economy.

5. Absolutely dogshit PvP that almost nobody plays.

6. Irritating energy system that forces you to wait for a long time for it to regen (or pay for items and such to make it regen faster)

7. Bad character creator (but it's there!)

8. A lot of (expensive) fashion!

So Celtic Heroes features such wonderful things as:

1. Five of the most generic ass classes you've ever fucking seen. Sword Guy, Bow Guy, Dagger Guy, Magic Guy and Healer Guy.

2. Dogshit graphics

3. Lore that like 10 autistic people read and 7 of them are the developers probably.

that is the most concise leftist meme I've ever seen

I couldn't get back up and I heard the phantom die to a deathbird. Falling down and going around would take too long and they'd resummon them, so I had to remember that Hand Of Malenia Parkour exists. THIS IS WHAT I PLAY THIS GAME FOR.

Hey I stream on Twitch by the way :^)
twitch.tv/huggingtenta...

As a result, people who DON'T like PvP in general are still upset that it exists as this "unnecessary" undercooked experience, and people who do get a significant downgrade from previous games.

This is what happens when you're trying to make a mechanic "not frustrating" instead of Good.

The gif didn't work, what a great disaster post to kick off the blogging