Some people really can't hit the broad side of a barn.
July 13, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Some people really can't hit the broad side of a barn.
The Jetsons are white supremacists.
January 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The Jetsons are white supremacists.
this is how they get you. all the new updates make your mitch freeze up so you are forced to upgrade to a new one.
August 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
this is how they get you. all the new updates make your mitch freeze up so you are forced to upgrade to a new one.
if you really hated mondays you would recuse yourself you're not fooling anyone
August 28, 2023 at 12:50 PM
if you really hated mondays you would recuse yourself you're not fooling anyone
make sure you hydrate, skin ain't cheap
August 28, 2023 at 2:50 AM
make sure you hydrate, skin ain't cheap
Remember folks, trans people are people
*holds for applause*
*holds for applause*
August 26, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Remember folks, trans people are people
*holds for applause*
*holds for applause*
when I die I want to be completely atomized. not a single particle of my being should remain together
August 25, 2023 at 5:54 PM
when I die I want to be completely atomized. not a single particle of my being should remain together
never let a jedi on your ship cuz that thing is getting fucked up
August 23, 2023 at 10:34 PM
never let a jedi on your ship cuz that thing is getting fucked up
one time the gang was getting ice cream and I asked "do they have any soft-serve?" and for the rest of the time we were a group I was called "soft-serve"
August 23, 2023 at 12:04 AM
one time the gang was getting ice cream and I asked "do they have any soft-serve?" and for the rest of the time we were a group I was called "soft-serve"
alien abduction stories are how your pet would describe a visit to the vet
August 22, 2023 at 7:49 PM
alien abduction stories are how your pet would describe a visit to the vet
ain't no rule that says a shrimp can't fry rice
August 22, 2023 at 10:20 AM
ain't no rule that says a shrimp can't fry rice
i'm anti-woke now
- me, getting into bed
- me, getting into bed
August 22, 2023 at 2:55 AM
i'm anti-woke now
- me, getting into bed
- me, getting into bed
if the aliens show up i hope they're nice
August 22, 2023 at 2:37 AM
if the aliens show up i hope they're nice
this place has homework now?
August 21, 2023 at 6:00 PM
this place has homework now?
can the y chromosome finish shriveling up already damn
August 21, 2023 at 5:55 PM
can the y chromosome finish shriveling up already damn
I am raising my child in a sensory deprivation chamber. god told me to do this so it's ok.
August 21, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I am raising my child in a sensory deprivation chamber. god told me to do this so it's ok.
Trying to "pass" is over. We're going for "confounding" now.
August 20, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Trying to "pass" is over. We're going for "confounding" now.
every day is tuesday for british dogs
August 20, 2023 at 1:52 PM
every day is tuesday for british dogs
celebs should not be allowed to make podcasts.
August 19, 2023 at 6:37 PM
celebs should not be allowed to make podcasts.
you can't block me I would just juke you
August 18, 2023 at 8:14 PM
you can't block me I would just juke you
did i miss the wagon?
August 17, 2023 at 4:51 AM
did i miss the wagon?