Hudson Hawk The BabaDONK of the Apocalypse
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Hudson Hawk The BabaDONK of the Apocalypse
@hudsonshawk.bsky.social
Over educated bitch.
She/her/they/them/tank. Though I officially identify as a problem.
physically impossible, mathematically improbable, and visually traumatizing
It's snowing.
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I will offer up tawdry photos of tits for help.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
So I was taking pictures at a haunted botanical garden trail. I somehow or another accidentally created a Godsmack album cover from the '90s.

"I'm not the one so far away/ When you feel the snake bite enter your veins..."
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I know web adverts are driven by your searches and stuff. But, I honestly haven't looked up any HVAC stuff. So, slightly confused by this advert I got reading Questionable Content. (It's a web comic, pervs)
October 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I swear that one big dude looks like he's got a tactical pizza coozie on the front of his vest
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
🤨
September 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social
Uh...I am unsure why this popped up in my reply to you...
September 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Inside you there are two wolves.

My two wolves:
(apparently have multiple personalities.)
September 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I am taking better ALT text descriptions than what I currently have. But...yeah, this is such an unserious timeline.
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🙃
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It is a feature called "call notes" on Android. Possibly specifically to the pixel. That I am not sure. But as soon as you turn it on, it is a button you can press. Announces that it is recording.
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
August 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
August 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I feel this one. Seriously, you're mad because I'm poor and ugly? I'm just going to look at you like you're a moron and ask if your adult is around.
August 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Well, this would explain a few things.

(sadly he was being sarcastic. at least I think he was)
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Excuse me, 2025. What?

Cthulhu bunnies were not on my bingo card...
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Okay, inflation is getting out of control. This is one of our stack machines in the break room.
August 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
July 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wtf
July 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
THIS. Also this is my favorite part of this thread.
July 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This fucking time line
July 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
July 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I'm on a classic kick today
June 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I've always loved classic movies...and the one movie that is the "comfort" movie I watch when I'm sick, even now is "Topper Returns."
June 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM