How it ended: I collected the squirrel into a box my boyfriend brought, bribed the crow with dog treats, drove the squirrel baby to a rescue station, then returned to the crime scene to bribe the crow some more with defrosted tiger prawns.

How it continued:

How it started:

Can you, please, explain this to me like I am European? How does your "cheese" damage your cars??? I am just confused!

Please, tell them I love them! 🥺🥺

Oh, Mick looks just like my pRATty! 🥺

Jj, mohli to udelat uz pred 30 lety, co se mne tyce, ale az kdyz jsem prokazala, ze to neni nic jineho, nez 30 let trapeni, byli ochotni mi uverit, ze to myslim vazne. 🙄

😎 Rekli, ze musim pred odchodem domu otestovat, ze se dokazu sama vytento, a ze mam chodit, abych to urychlila. Nojo, jenze den pred operaci tekuta strava, pak nic az do 4 odpoledne, a pak meli naivni predstavu, ze vyrobim peristaltiku z platku chleba s nejakym salamem, takze jsem jen chodila. 🤣🙈

Popravde, vyjmutim celych varhan z pajslu se mi hodne ulevilo. 🤣

Nothing I would ever need or be sad for. 😎