How mfers with 1000 days Duolingo streak look at you when you ask them to speak a sentence in the language they've been “learning”.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
How mfers with 1000 days Duolingo streak look at you when you ask them to speak a sentence in the language they've been “learning”.
Oppenheimer when the bomb he designed to kill millions of people gets made to kill millions of people
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oppenheimer when the bomb he designed to kill millions of people gets made to kill millions of people
Me after saying "goodnight" (I'm staying up for 6 hours)
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me after saying "goodnight" (I'm staying up for 6 hours)
Been embracing my curls more and I kinda...Idk
October 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Been embracing my curls more and I kinda...Idk
How I'm going to be waiting in line to see Dune: Part Three (candids can be alright).
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How I'm going to be waiting in line to see Dune: Part Three (candids can be alright).
When I type in "etc" knowing damn well I don't have anymore examples.
October 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When I type in "etc" knowing damn well I don't have anymore examples.
When I get brutally murdered 30 yrs ago just to see my killer be put in a video titled "Top 5 Killers With The Most AURA" and women are commenting "why is he kinda.."
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When I get brutally murdered 30 yrs ago just to see my killer be put in a video titled "Top 5 Killers With The Most AURA" and women are commenting "why is he kinda.."
How jobless mfers look at you when you tell them you have to work tomorrow
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How jobless mfers look at you when you tell them you have to work tomorrow
Fat mfers will get fit and start looking at people eating junk food like this
October 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fat mfers will get fit and start looking at people eating junk food like this
Sometimes I forget how muscular my back is (no one will see this. I'm posting this in a cave)
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sometimes I forget how muscular my back is (no one will see this. I'm posting this in a cave)
One Monday After Another
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
One Monday After Another
Just posting a pic that no one will see😎
September 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just posting a pic that no one will see😎
I can't wait to walk into my barber's shop next week and see this very image hanging on the wall
September 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I can't wait to walk into my barber's shop next week and see this very image hanging on the wall
My time in Prague is flying by😔
September 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My time in Prague is flying by😔
"His scenes were so funny!"
Yeah Idk about you but I didn't find anything in this movie to be funny. Weird how some people are legitimately trying to say Weapons is a dark comedy.
Yeah Idk about you but I didn't find anything in this movie to be funny. Weird how some people are legitimately trying to say Weapons is a dark comedy.
August 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"His scenes were so funny!"
Yeah Idk about you but I didn't find anything in this movie to be funny. Weird how some people are legitimately trying to say Weapons is a dark comedy.
Yeah Idk about you but I didn't find anything in this movie to be funny. Weird how some people are legitimately trying to say Weapons is a dark comedy.
Bleeding out here after two double quarter pounders with cheese.
August 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Bleeding out here after two double quarter pounders with cheese.
This squirrel always pays me a visit every Friday
August 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This squirrel always pays me a visit every Friday
No one will see this haha
August 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
No one will see this haha
How I stare at the cashier when my card gets declined knowing damn well I got money in there
July 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
How I stare at the cashier when my card gets declined knowing damn well I got money in there
August is next Friday.
July 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
August is next Friday.
