Here are some articles from the news I’ve been collecting.

Now, look at this shit.
Just proves everything I’ve been saying to be true.
Fucking A, anon. 🫠🫠🫠

This just proves my theory was right—again.
#Israel #OrganTrafficking #CrimesAgainstHumanity #CrimesAgainstChildren #Zionism
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UKR // PEACE: U.S. SECURITY DEAL "100% READY"; BIG TALKS IN UAE FEB 1.

VEN // OIL: NEW LAW LETS PRIVATE COMPANIES SELL OIL; U.S. CONTROLS THE MONEY.

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Yeah, I saw this.
All he did was putting target behind his back.
Now, the whole world knows his face.
No h4ck3r would say something stupid like that.

Gramp just can’t make up his mind. All he knows is stirring chaos and making us work extra for nothing.
🫠

You know it.
We knew it’d happen.
>I was being monitored on Signal.
>I honeypotted them.
>They walked straight into my trap.
🥴🤭

Hmm. Which way, Trump?
Make up your mind already, Donnie.

Hmm, let me think about it.

Chrissy… wake up.

>VEN // OIL SWAP: ACTING ADMIN D. RODRIGUEZ CONFIRMED RECEIPT OF FIRST $300M (PART OF $2B DEAL). 50M BBLS OF STORED CRUDE BEING MOVED VIA VITOL/TRAFIGURA. US DEPT OF ENERGY OVERSEEING SALES; PROCEEDS STAGED IN QATAR-MANAGED ACCOUNTS.

Doubt it. Trump is a TACO. 🌮

Yeah not tonight. Still

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IRN: FIR RESTRICTIONS HOLD; SEC POSTURE STEADY.
GCC: CENTCOM ASSETS STATIC; ISR PERSISTENT.

STATUS: STABLE / WATCH
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Wait! Are we still betting?

IRN: USS LINCOLN ONSTATION; 6,159 DEATHS; ARMADA SIGNALING VS EXECUTIONS.

ASSESSMENT: REGIME CONSOLIDATION / US NAVAL PRESSURE

IRN: USS LINCOLN ONSTATION (INDIAN OCEAN); DEATH TOLL 6,100+; TRUMP SIGNALING "BIG ARMADA" VS TEHRAN.