Max Collins!!!!
@hsykid.bsky.social
I had a really good bagel for lunch and I can still smell it on me, so I'm walking around sniffing my hands like I just fingerblasted Scarlett Johanson
March 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I had a really good bagel for lunch and I can still smell it on me, so I'm walking around sniffing my hands like I just fingerblasted Scarlett Johanson
Gf asked about my big Naturals tweet (I love her)
December 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Gf asked about my big Naturals tweet (I love her)
I had like an S tier incredible day today, all around :) life gets better fr
December 7, 2024 at 6:38 AM
I had like an S tier incredible day today, all around :) life gets better fr
Gf is asleep, watching peak
November 30, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Gf is asleep, watching peak
Reposted by Max Collins!!!!
Reposted by Max Collins!!!!
街でかわいい子とすれ違った(2020年9月)
#南ことり生誕祭2024
#南ことり生誕祭2024
September 12, 2024 at 1:44 PM
街でかわいい子とすれ違った(2020年9月)
#南ことり生誕祭2024
#南ことり生誕祭2024
I might also start doing Anime Babe retweets here, since I'm Afraid to do that on main
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I might also start doing Anime Babe retweets here, since I'm Afraid to do that on main
I love my gf, but lately she's been having to study for a big lawyer test and we haven't been able to call during our regular time. So instead I've been watching hella movies, and it's nice to get back to the old me for just a week lol
November 16, 2024 at 7:42 AM
I love my gf, but lately she's been having to study for a big lawyer test and we haven't been able to call during our regular time. So instead I've been watching hella movies, and it's nice to get back to the old me for just a week lol
I think, for now, this app is just gonna be alternate takes from my twitter jokes and wholesome gf posting. Follow for more!
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I think, for now, this app is just gonna be alternate takes from my twitter jokes and wholesome gf posting. Follow for more!
They should invent a way to shave one's cock'n'balls that isn't the single most terrifying experience of your life
November 5, 2024 at 5:31 PM
They should invent a way to shave one's cock'n'balls that isn't the single most terrifying experience of your life
Mmmmfg I'm wagtching dragon ball 🤤 Goku and others 😲
October 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Mmmmfg I'm wagtching dragon ball 🤤 Goku and others 😲
DADA DADA
Dude looks like a lady!!!
DADA DADA
I guess I don't know their pronouns yet
DADA DADA
They could be a lady!!!!
Dude looks like a lady!!!
DADA DADA
I guess I don't know their pronouns yet
DADA DADA
They could be a lady!!!!
October 20, 2024 at 12:04 AM
DADA DADA
Dude looks like a lady!!!
DADA DADA
I guess I don't know their pronouns yet
DADA DADA
They could be a lady!!!!
Dude looks like a lady!!!
DADA DADA
I guess I don't know their pronouns yet
DADA DADA
They could be a lady!!!!
Would, but I probably wouldn't be able to make eye contact during, and I'd probably be too scared to finish
October 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Would, but I probably wouldn't be able to make eye contact during, and I'd probably be too scared to finish
Shit loads so FAST over here too??? Wtf????
October 19, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Shit loads so FAST over here too??? Wtf????
My gf checks my tweets now, she won't check these, so just letting you all know that she is epic and funny and pretty good, imo
October 19, 2024 at 1:46 AM
My gf checks my tweets now, she won't check these, so just letting you all know that she is epic and funny and pretty good, imo
Just realized I can use this website even while my phone is charging. What a cool feature they should put that on the other one
October 19, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Just realized I can use this website even while my phone is charging. What a cool feature they should put that on the other one
Who wants to see my balls!!!?
My sjaft?????
PENILE HEAD?????
My sjaft?????
PENILE HEAD?????
December 21, 2023 at 6:41 AM
Who wants to see my balls!!!?
My sjaft?????
PENILE HEAD?????
My sjaft?????
PENILE HEAD?????
Hey guys, wow that Elon guy sure is Epic Memeking sure glad he owns my favorite website
December 21, 2023 at 6:39 AM
Hey guys, wow that Elon guy sure is Epic Memeking sure glad he owns my favorite website
Need me a bluesky gf, I've got a Twitter gf already, and Lord KNOWS I've got an x-gf, I need to continue expanding my horizons
November 19, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Need me a bluesky gf, I've got a Twitter gf already, and Lord KNOWS I've got an x-gf, I need to continue expanding my horizons