HSX Will Hunting
@hsxwillhunting.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none, sarcastic about *everything*.
If I’m this kid, this picture is my new family crest.
It’ll be painted on my house as a mural.
I’m getting it tattoo’ed on my chest.
I’m giving a discount on my autograph fee to sign this.
I’m making it my tombstone image decades from now.
I’m naming my daughter Kay Ohtani Lesavage.
It’ll be painted on my house as a mural.
I’m getting it tattoo’ed on my chest.
I’m giving a discount on my autograph fee to sign this.
I’m making it my tombstone image decades from now.
I’m naming my daughter Kay Ohtani Lesavage.
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If I’m this kid, this picture is my new family crest.
It’ll be painted on my house as a mural.
I’m getting it tattoo’ed on my chest.
I’m giving a discount on my autograph fee to sign this.
I’m making it my tombstone image decades from now.
I’m naming my daughter Kay Ohtani Lesavage.
It’ll be painted on my house as a mural.
I’m getting it tattoo’ed on my chest.
I’m giving a discount on my autograph fee to sign this.
I’m making it my tombstone image decades from now.
I’m naming my daughter Kay Ohtani Lesavage.
*Blind Date*
M: “So what do you do?”
H: “I’m a ghost writer.”
M: *looks around nervously* “Can anyone else see you or just me?”
M: “So what do you do?”
H: “I’m a ghost writer.”
M: *looks around nervously* “Can anyone else see you or just me?”
May 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*Blind Date*
M: “So what do you do?”
H: “I’m a ghost writer.”
M: *looks around nervously* “Can anyone else see you or just me?”
M: “So what do you do?”
H: “I’m a ghost writer.”
M: *looks around nervously* “Can anyone else see you or just me?”
There’s a new Pope, from Chicago.
His Papal name will be Leo XIV which was his 2nd choice behind Jordan XXIII which was denied because it has to be sequential.
His Papal name will be Leo XIV which was his 2nd choice behind Jordan XXIII which was denied because it has to be sequential.
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There’s a new Pope, from Chicago.
His Papal name will be Leo XIV which was his 2nd choice behind Jordan XXIII which was denied because it has to be sequential.
His Papal name will be Leo XIV which was his 2nd choice behind Jordan XXIII which was denied because it has to be sequential.
New Years Eve movie timing magic:
Remember tonight to start that movie your wife has wanted to see at exactly 10:17:13 so that when the clock strikes midnight, she’ll have been asleep for exactly 90 minutes.
Remember tonight to start that movie your wife has wanted to see at exactly 10:17:13 so that when the clock strikes midnight, she’ll have been asleep for exactly 90 minutes.
December 31, 2024 at 2:32 PM
New Years Eve movie timing magic:
Remember tonight to start that movie your wife has wanted to see at exactly 10:17:13 so that when the clock strikes midnight, she’ll have been asleep for exactly 90 minutes.
Remember tonight to start that movie your wife has wanted to see at exactly 10:17:13 so that when the clock strikes midnight, she’ll have been asleep for exactly 90 minutes.