HSL Asset Management, LLC
@hslproperties.bsky.social
Multi-Family Housing expert.
Own and manage 38 MFH communities.
It's About Community!
Tucson and Phoenix Arizona
(Parody)
Own and manage 38 MFH communities.
It's About Community!
Tucson and Phoenix Arizona
(Parody)
Pinned
Tucson & Phoenix Apartments - HSL Properties
Explore premier Arizona rental communities with our property search tool to find the perfect apartment home. We are committed to satisfying our residents.
hslproperties.com
We are HSL Properties. Currently, HSL Properties owns and operates 39 apartment communities, with 33 in Tucson, 4 in Phoenix, 1 in Casa Grande, and 1 in Yuma.
Looking for a new home to be miserable in? Visit hslproperties.com
(This is a parody page)
Looking for a new home to be miserable in? Visit hslproperties.com
(This is a parody page)
Remember rent is due tomorrow! Or don’t… that way we can make you more poor with so many fees
April 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Remember rent is due tomorrow! Or don’t… that way we can make you more poor with so many fees
Happy Easter Weekend! Even though most of our residents work and won’t get tomorrow or Monday off, our leasing offices are closing tomorrow and Monday just to make your lives harder and ours easier! Not a Christian? Fuck you extra hard!
April 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Happy Easter Weekend! Even though most of our residents work and won’t get tomorrow or Monday off, our leasing offices are closing tomorrow and Monday just to make your lives harder and ours easier! Not a Christian? Fuck you extra hard!
🌟 Testimonial Tuesday 🌟
(We badgered the resident to post a good review. When they put in a maintenance request, we'll make them regret it) 🏡💛
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
(We badgered the resident to post a good review. When they put in a maintenance request, we'll make them regret it) 🏡💛
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
April 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
🌟 Testimonial Tuesday 🌟
(We badgered the resident to post a good review. When they put in a maintenance request, we'll make them regret it) 🏡💛
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
(We badgered the resident to post a good review. When they put in a maintenance request, we'll make them regret it) 🏡💛
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
Step into a chef’s dream at Encantada La Estancia. Our apartments feature gourmet-style kitchens with sleek stainless steel appliances, quartz countertops, and plenty of space to whip up your favorite meals. Poor and Disabled need not apply.
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
April 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Step into a chef’s dream at Encantada La Estancia. Our apartments feature gourmet-style kitchens with sleek stainless steel appliances, quartz countertops, and plenty of space to whip up your favorite meals. Poor and Disabled need not apply.
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
HSL Asset Management, LLC.
[Equal Housing Opportunity]
We are HSL Properties. Currently, HSL Properties owns and operates 39 apartment communities, with 33 in Tucson, 4 in Phoenix, 1 in Casa Grande, and 1 in Yuma.
Looking for a new home to be miserable in? Visit hslproperties.com
(This is a parody page)
Looking for a new home to be miserable in? Visit hslproperties.com
(This is a parody page)
Tucson & Phoenix Apartments - HSL Properties
Explore premier Arizona rental communities with our property search tool to find the perfect apartment home. We are committed to satisfying our residents.
hslproperties.com
April 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We are HSL Properties. Currently, HSL Properties owns and operates 39 apartment communities, with 33 in Tucson, 4 in Phoenix, 1 in Casa Grande, and 1 in Yuma.
Looking for a new home to be miserable in? Visit hslproperties.com
(This is a parody page)
Looking for a new home to be miserable in? Visit hslproperties.com
(This is a parody page)
That’s it. We are evicting you. This is your 5day notice
![MAKE GENTRIFY
TOTAL DESTROY
RENT IS A FUCK
火をつける [Romanji: hi o tsukeru] (Literal translation is "spark" in context to stoking a flame, intended translation would be "light a fire")
410,757,864,530
DEAD LANDLORDS](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywl2zasi364pgdcvhfiepfwv/bafkreigau4t6ujveujlplmxlyoyvjncqp4ypuvvxw6bd55afiqy35oyl5u@jpeg)
April 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
That’s it. We are evicting you. This is your 5day notice
It’s getting hot in Tucson and Phoenix. Be prepared for your A/C to go out and for us to do absolutely nothing about it until you threaten us with legal action!
April 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s getting hot in Tucson and Phoenix. Be prepared for your A/C to go out and for us to do absolutely nothing about it until you threaten us with legal action!
Disabled? poor? Need an apartment that is only slightly better than a cardboard box in the middle of Grant and Alvernon? Move to Tanglewood! So we can make you more poor! www.hsltanglewood.com
Tanglewood | Apartments in Tucson, AZEqual housing opportunityEqual Housing Opportunity
Check for available units at Tanglewood in Tucson, AZ. View floor plans, photos, and community amenities. Make Tanglewood your new home.
www.hsltanglewood.com
April 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Disabled? poor? Need an apartment that is only slightly better than a cardboard box in the middle of Grant and Alvernon? Move to Tanglewood! So we can make you more poor! www.hsltanglewood.com
Hello Arizona! We are here to buy up all the apartment homes and make sure you have no option but to rent from us! RealPage? Never heard of her. Oh by the way that’ll be $100 for reading this account. Due with your rent.
April 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hello Arizona! We are here to buy up all the apartment homes and make sure you have no option but to rent from us! RealPage? Never heard of her. Oh by the way that’ll be $100 for reading this account. Due with your rent.