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don delillo’s eraser crumbs
it’s getting closer to eating time so i’m gonna grab some food soon. but it won’t be the last time i eat, i’ll probably just keep doing it until something changes
February 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
gonna eat something at some point
February 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
diamondback with no brim
December 3, 2024 at 6:09 AM
i think i have synesthesia. when i hear the letter “l” i imagine a straight line, the letter “x” conjures a crossroads. o, the ouroboric loop of time!
November 24, 2024 at 4:34 PM
cerealist
im developing the culinary equivalent of serialist music
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
they say "average height is going up". well i'm average height and i'm not getting any taller!
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
im developing the culinary equivalent of serialist music
November 13, 2024 at 5:15 PM
i may be a 6 in america but im a 9 in australia
August 2, 2024 at 12:29 AM
the IOC has announced that from 2028 onward, sports will be split into three categories- men, women, and deviant freaks
August 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
me after getting served a side of poop at IHOP:

wtf.. !!! what is this? the international house of disgusting pancakes?
July 31, 2024 at 1:56 AM
drake has released a diss track titled “Not Like Us pt. 2”, in which he chants “they not like us” for 4 minutes. while some have enjoyed the humor and argued that he is technically right due to the reflexivity of equivalence relations, others say he may have “missed the point”
July 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
“republicans are just WEIRD”

me with a propellor hat and an “I Just Farted” shirt: ok what’s wrong with that 😒
July 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
one thing that really bums me out about bluesky is that i can’t have 24/7 coverage on the dating life and miscellaneous antics of lsu gymnast olivia dunne
August 21, 2023 at 12:35 AM
i’m into jack bauer role play where you electrocute and otherwise incapacitate my loved ones and i until i admit that it was me who turned the AC down, after which, in our exhausted state which renders lovemaking futile, you admit that you set it too high on purpose to figure out my true allegiances
August 20, 2023 at 6:26 PM
mr beast hates sex scenes in movies!
August 20, 2023 at 3:36 AM
sometimes i think im like the one gay guy in a high school cheer team but instead of being the one gay guy in a high school cheer team im the only one in my friend group whos esoteric as hell and has stellar praxis
August 17, 2023 at 2:40 AM
is posting short form vertical video content on various platforms good praxis
August 17, 2023 at 2:39 AM
your so busy getting buff and eating chicken and brocoli, women love me for my praxis
August 17, 2023 at 1:14 AM
having no profile picture is actually good praxis
August 17, 2023 at 12:41 AM
this gave me an awesome idea for a youtube shorts video
jaz.sh Jaz @jaz.sh · Aug 16
The Stovey Threshold is the theoretical limit as to how many posts a human being can like in a given period of time

This computes to around ~10k/day and ~1,300/hr at the high end
- (Achieved on August 3rd between 17:00-18:00 UTC)

Any rate above the Stovey Threshold can be considered bot activity.
August 17, 2023 at 12:40 AM
if only i could post monetizable short form vertical video on blue sky… but that’s just the life of a brilliant business mind - eternaly tortured
August 16, 2023 at 11:26 PM
so apparently trump was impersonating a public officer lol

“hey erm license and registration ok… just ur neighborhood former presi- i mean cop xd im a cop”
August 16, 2023 at 11:21 PM
nonstick pans b like heyy i like all genders.. except if ur a thin peace of wood…
August 16, 2023 at 11:03 PM
aahahahahgahdgsgaga it hurts
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shdgshahahgagga
(thud(

owwwwiewwww
well by jove…
that was quite the TUMBLE…
August 16, 2023 at 8:38 PM
good one
she blue on my sky til i feel social
August 16, 2023 at 6:55 PM