harrison
hrrison.bsky.social
harrison
@hrrison.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champion
forever getting tormented by badly targeted Walmart ads
March 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
thinking about driving a bulldozer over the pack of elder millennials blasting the wettest dubstep at the park
March 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
guy who kept his recorder from 3rd grade and still plays it daily
February 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
im on enough vicodin to bring back brian thompson
February 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
my beige flag is that i am convinced the characters in family guy are talking directly to me
January 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
what if instead of the sphinx it was called the twinks *my bank emails me another overdraft warning*
December 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
eating at jacking the box
December 16, 2024 at 8:26 PM
does anybody want to go to sear's with me
December 12, 2024 at 1:54 AM
holy fucking based
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
How he sleeps knowing there's a healthcare executive vigilante on the loose
December 6, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by harrison
they're gatekeeping crack groups on x the everything app
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 AM
they should invent an IPA that ytastes good
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 PM