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Nathaniel
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I need an entirely separate PTO bucket for, “I can’t come in to work, my cat sat in my lap.”
March 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Happy 20 years dating to this noodle scarfer.
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Latest experiment:

Matcha Madeleines
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Dear Photobucket,

The fact that you still haven’t deleted my account after thousands of emails saying you’re about to do so makes you lose all credibility.

For the love of god, just delete the account. My SPAM inbox is a graveyard of your empty threats.
February 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Latest experiment: black sesame and honey madeleines. The sesame taste was pretty subtle; I might need to greatly increase the ratio next time.
February 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
January 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My brain as I attempt to fall asleep:

Why don’t people sneeze in their sleep?

(Yes, I googled it. Yes, it’s the obvious answer.)
January 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I thought strep throat was a disease for children, not 40-somethings with the maturity of a child.
January 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
January 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Someone out there is preparing for the single greatest illicit dinner party of all time.

Wine
www.latimes.com/california/s...

Cheese
www.npr.org/2024/10/28/n...

Olive Oil
www.ktvu.com/news/2-5-mil...

Pasta
www.tapasmagazine.es/en/the-story...
January 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Pecan pie is a most delicious calorie bomb. I finally seem to have the timing right so that it consistently sets properly.
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If cats are going to fart, they could at least have the common courtesy to possess butt checks so that it makes an amusing sound before stanking up your life.
January 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Now confirmed through rigorous science:

Coffee is Good for You
January 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I am beginning to think that the New York Times doesn’t actually *want* their Connections words to be categorized.
January 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
They’re about to drop the hottest album of 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
December 24, 2024 at 7:08 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 7:22 AM
For several months now, I’ve been unable to find Lactaid Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.

Yesterday, I was also unable to find Mint Chocolate Chip from Breyers or some other third brand.

Google fails me in searching for recalls.

Anyone else inexplicably unable to find the greatest flavor?
December 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Please enjoy this ground rodent checking out the above ground situation.
November 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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