HR
@hroblovesyou.bsky.social
Just funny, light hearted things my family and friends say that I can look up when I need a laugh.
Motocross Enthusiast
Animal lover 🐾 🐶
Feminist
Motocross Enthusiast
Animal lover 🐾 🐶
Feminist
I’m not sure if @booker.senate.gov has the cats approval, but I’m proud to have spent roughly 10 of these 25 hours glued to YouTube live watching history be made with @briantylercohen.bsky.social #FilibusterBooker #BusterBooker #BookerBustingRecords @corybooker.com 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m not sure if @booker.senate.gov has the cats approval, but I’m proud to have spent roughly 10 of these 25 hours glued to YouTube live watching history be made with @briantylercohen.bsky.social #FilibusterBooker #BusterBooker #BookerBustingRecords @corybooker.com 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼
“I looked around and couldn’t find it”. - Every man 60 seconds before I find something for them.
March 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“I looked around and couldn’t find it”. - Every man 60 seconds before I find something for them.
Unpopular opinion: other countries should not Americanize their restaurants. It’s always disturbing watching someone order a burger in Iraq, Africa, Italy. Try a local dish #traveljunkie #foodie
January 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Unpopular opinion: other countries should not Americanize their restaurants. It’s always disturbing watching someone order a burger in Iraq, Africa, Italy. Try a local dish #traveljunkie #foodie
@briantylercohen.bsky.social live streamed the whole inauguration and didn’t show us Aston one single time? 😭 🐕
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@briantylercohen.bsky.social live streamed the whole inauguration and didn’t show us Aston one single time? 😭 🐕
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I don’t buy books because I have time to read them. I buy books because I believe in future me who will somehow have infinite free time. 📚⏳
January 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I don’t buy books because I have time to read them. I buy books because I believe in future me who will somehow have infinite free time. 📚⏳
#booksky I am looking for recommendations. I am a fan of historical fiction and strong female characters.
Example: The Island of Sea Women by Lisa See
Example: The Island of Sea Women by Lisa See
January 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
#booksky I am looking for recommendations. I am a fan of historical fiction and strong female characters.
Example: The Island of Sea Women by Lisa See
Example: The Island of Sea Women by Lisa See
Kyle “I haven’t been anywhere this year except the park”
Me “Uhhh what?? Oh yeah it’s January 1st”
😂
Me “Uhhh what?? Oh yeah it’s January 1st”
😂
January 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Kyle “I haven’t been anywhere this year except the park”
Me “Uhhh what?? Oh yeah it’s January 1st”
😂
Me “Uhhh what?? Oh yeah it’s January 1st”
😂
Me “Aw. In honor of Jimmy Carter’s passing, the UK is flying their flag at half mast too”
Kyle “Jimmy D!”
Me “Jimmy C?”
Kyle “Isn’t his middle name a D?”
*looks it up*
Me “It’s Earl…”
Kyle “Ohh I’m thinking of Jimmy Dean sausages”
Kyle “Jimmy D!”
Me “Jimmy C?”
Kyle “Isn’t his middle name a D?”
*looks it up*
Me “It’s Earl…”
Kyle “Ohh I’m thinking of Jimmy Dean sausages”
December 31, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Me “Aw. In honor of Jimmy Carter’s passing, the UK is flying their flag at half mast too”
Kyle “Jimmy D!”
Me “Jimmy C?”
Kyle “Isn’t his middle name a D?”
*looks it up*
Me “It’s Earl…”
Kyle “Ohh I’m thinking of Jimmy Dean sausages”
Kyle “Jimmy D!”
Me “Jimmy C?”
Kyle “Isn’t his middle name a D?”
*looks it up*
Me “It’s Earl…”
Kyle “Ohh I’m thinking of Jimmy Dean sausages”
[on a cliff overlooking the ocean]
Kyle “It would suck if one of those cows got mad and started chasing me.”
Me “Yeah they can run as fast as a car, can’t they?”
Kyle “They’re not that fast.”
Me “Hey siri, how fast are cows… 17 to 25 miles per hour.”
Kyle “yeah, maybe the Usain Bolt of cows!!”
Kyle “It would suck if one of those cows got mad and started chasing me.”
Me “Yeah they can run as fast as a car, can’t they?”
Kyle “They’re not that fast.”
Me “Hey siri, how fast are cows… 17 to 25 miles per hour.”
Kyle “yeah, maybe the Usain Bolt of cows!!”
December 27, 2024 at 8:04 PM
[on a cliff overlooking the ocean]
Kyle “It would suck if one of those cows got mad and started chasing me.”
Me “Yeah they can run as fast as a car, can’t they?”
Kyle “They’re not that fast.”
Me “Hey siri, how fast are cows… 17 to 25 miles per hour.”
Kyle “yeah, maybe the Usain Bolt of cows!!”
Kyle “It would suck if one of those cows got mad and started chasing me.”
Me “Yeah they can run as fast as a car, can’t they?”
Kyle “They’re not that fast.”
Me “Hey siri, how fast are cows… 17 to 25 miles per hour.”
Kyle “yeah, maybe the Usain Bolt of cows!!”
Me “I swam in the Porto Moniz Natural Pools. They made a wall next to the ocean and the waves flow in, so the ocean water is in the pool. There are even fish in the pools.”
Mom “Won’t the salt water kill the fish?!”
Me “Mom… think about it.”
Mom “Won’t the salt water kill the fish?!”
Me “Mom… think about it.”
December 27, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Me “I swam in the Porto Moniz Natural Pools. They made a wall next to the ocean and the waves flow in, so the ocean water is in the pool. There are even fish in the pools.”
Mom “Won’t the salt water kill the fish?!”
Me “Mom… think about it.”
Mom “Won’t the salt water kill the fish?!”
Me “Mom… think about it.”
“You left your chair out a little when you went to the bathroom. These guys were walking by, so I tried to pull it in with my foot, but I accidentally kicked it instead and launched it at them” - Kyle
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
“You left your chair out a little when you went to the bathroom. These guys were walking by, so I tried to pull it in with my foot, but I accidentally kicked it instead and launched it at them” - Kyle
“Did you know if you hold your breath while hooked up to all the machines in a hospital, the nurses will freak out. I got my HR down to like 30 and everything was beeping and they rushed in and thought I was dying. But I was just messing around” - Kyle
December 26, 2024 at 6:27 PM
“Did you know if you hold your breath while hooked up to all the machines in a hospital, the nurses will freak out. I got my HR down to like 30 and everything was beeping and they rushed in and thought I was dying. But I was just messing around” - Kyle
Kyle “did the cats steal the chickens coop? Where did the chickens go?”
Me “I’m pretty sure they have it there just for cats. There are cat beds in it”
Me “I’m pretty sure they have it there just for cats. There are cat beds in it”
December 25, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Kyle “did the cats steal the chickens coop? Where did the chickens go?”
Me “I’m pretty sure they have it there just for cats. There are cat beds in it”
Me “I’m pretty sure they have it there just for cats. There are cat beds in it”
Kyle just handed me his watch and a tiny screwdriver and asked if I could change the battery. I get the cover off and there is no battery… I tell him and he responds “Oh yeah. It’s solar powered” 🤦🏻♀️
December 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Kyle just handed me his watch and a tiny screwdriver and asked if I could change the battery. I get the cover off and there is no battery… I tell him and he responds “Oh yeah. It’s solar powered” 🤦🏻♀️
🎵Don’t stop the music🎵 is playing “oh.. I thought the lyrics were ‘I’m gon’ save up some stock in microsoft’” - Kyle 🤦🏻♀️
November 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
🎵Don’t stop the music🎵 is playing “oh.. I thought the lyrics were ‘I’m gon’ save up some stock in microsoft’” - Kyle 🤦🏻♀️