Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃
@hrfmichael.bsky.social
Working class writer, director and One to Watch. Mocatriz. Rep'd by Louisa Minghella at Revolution Talent.
Made Callum take my picture before the SCAFTAs last night like it was my first day at school
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Made Callum take my picture before the SCAFTAs last night like it was my first day at school
Our last trip to Middle Earth over on the Patreon this month - subtitled 'Suckin' and Fuckin' with Smeagol and Deagol' - and it's a hoot and a half! We sound, once again, like we've been at the pipeweed; ASMR lovers, tune in to hear Callum slurping on a festive Irn Bru www.patreon.com/onceuponavhs
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Our last trip to Middle Earth over on the Patreon this month - subtitled 'Suckin' and Fuckin' with Smeagol and Deagol' - and it's a hoot and a half! We sound, once again, like we've been at the pipeweed; ASMR lovers, tune in to hear Callum slurping on a festive Irn Bru www.patreon.com/onceuponavhs
I’ve put my tree up, I’m watching The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and contemplating whether two people have ever been sexier than Dolly and Burt Reynolds on film - it’s fair to say it’s Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve put my tree up, I’m watching The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and contemplating whether two people have ever been sexier than Dolly and Burt Reynolds on film - it’s fair to say it’s Christmas
Look, it’s tomorrow (this film is going to kill me)
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Look, it’s tomorrow (this film is going to kill me)
Love my mother but £35 for this hideous mug, she is tricking and treating us this holiday season!
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Love my mother but £35 for this hideous mug, she is tricking and treating us this holiday season!
She should have got Best Supporting
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
She should have got Best Supporting
The quirk of the Writer’s Guild of America that means Wicked was written by Winnie Holzman and Winnie Holzman is very funny to me, give her the Oscar and let her do two speeches
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The quirk of the Writer’s Guild of America that means Wicked was written by Winnie Holzman and Winnie Holzman is very funny to me, give her the Oscar and let her do two speeches
Daddy or chips?
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Daddy or chips?
‘You have to dig up your buried heart and acknowledge it. To train yourself in magic and to master it‘ - Gregory Maguire
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
‘You have to dig up your buried heart and acknowledge it. To train yourself in magic and to master it‘ - Gregory Maguire
Taking our last trip to Middle Earth for the @onceuponavhs.bsky.social Patreon tonight and my notes are as insightful as ever
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Taking our last trip to Middle Earth for the @onceuponavhs.bsky.social Patreon tonight and my notes are as insightful as ever
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families (annoying, rumoured to be dead)
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families (annoying, rumoured to be dead)
My new hobby is looking at photos of Jill Murphy and imagining what a laugh she’d be - she was so committed to the mullet and velour hoodie combo, god, I bet she was great at a ‘can I be awful?’ text
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My new hobby is looking at photos of Jill Murphy and imagining what a laugh she’d be - she was so committed to the mullet and velour hoodie combo, god, I bet she was great at a ‘can I be awful?’ text
The weird AI book pusher emails have warped, recently, and are now emailing to gas me up and offer to help me market books I didn't write
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The weird AI book pusher emails have warped, recently, and are now emailing to gas me up and offer to help me market books I didn't write
She was the first Antifa Disney Princess
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
She was the first Antifa Disney Princess
Hey showgirls! An absolute pleasure to go into the woods with Rachel Lydia Barker (Girl on Film) for this week's @onceuponavhs.bsky.social linktr.ee/onceuponavhs...
October 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hey showgirls! An absolute pleasure to go into the woods with Rachel Lydia Barker (Girl on Film) for this week's @onceuponavhs.bsky.social linktr.ee/onceuponavhs...
Friends fear she’s listening to songs which actively hurt her feelings again
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Friends fear she’s listening to songs which actively hurt her feelings again
Clearing off my Desktop and look at this picture I made of Judy Garland reading Fierce Salvage, I think you'll agree it's seamless
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Clearing off my Desktop and look at this picture I made of Judy Garland reading Fierce Salvage, I think you'll agree it's seamless
Look at this lineup!
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Look at this lineup!
Total chaos! My episode of Jamie Johnson FC is on CBBC tomorrow at 6pm - but is up on iPlayer now! Total dream working with this team, and lovely to get to help bring some of the series 3 newbies to screen - and very pleased with that Girl Thing music cue in the opening scene!
October 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Total chaos! My episode of Jamie Johnson FC is on CBBC tomorrow at 6pm - but is up on iPlayer now! Total dream working with this team, and lovely to get to help bring some of the series 3 newbies to screen - and very pleased with that Girl Thing music cue in the opening scene!
Writing the copy for an event I'm doing with my pal James and Google searched to see if he had a professional bio anywhere I could use and Google's AI is just all... wrong? It says he's a practicing NHS GP (he isn't) and that he's a brewer (he's not) - has a product ever been as defective as this?
October 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Writing the copy for an event I'm doing with my pal James and Google searched to see if he had a professional bio anywhere I could use and Google's AI is just all... wrong? It says he's a practicing NHS GP (he isn't) and that he's a brewer (he's not) - has a product ever been as defective as this?
I know it was months ago but I still find myself talking about Denise Welch's appearance on Watch What Happens Live every couple of days
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I know it was months ago but I still find myself talking about Denise Welch's appearance on Watch What Happens Live every couple of days
Trying to find a picture of me for some presentation slides where my nipples don't look like they could cut glass challenge (impossible)
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Trying to find a picture of me for some presentation slides where my nipples don't look like they could cut glass challenge (impossible)
Fellow Ozians! Our October offerings are out now - TWO Patreon only episodes of @onceuponavhs.bsky.social about The Wiz (1978) and the OG, the urtext, the great American fairy tale, The Wizard of Oz (1939) - there’s no place like home, bitch!
www.patreon.com/onceuponavhs
www.patreon.com/onceuponavhs
October 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fellow Ozians! Our October offerings are out now - TWO Patreon only episodes of @onceuponavhs.bsky.social about The Wiz (1978) and the OG, the urtext, the great American fairy tale, The Wizard of Oz (1939) - there’s no place like home, bitch!
www.patreon.com/onceuponavhs
www.patreon.com/onceuponavhs