Hysterical Raisins
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The Jewish space laser zapped her with some political expediency. Not a sincere apology, just a useful one.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Jewish space laser zapped her with some political expediency. Not a sincere apology, just a useful one.
And now, here's Swanson with the stock market report...
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
And now, here's Swanson with the stock market report...
If you throw a sandwich at an ICE agent 8 times, do you get one sandwich free?
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you throw a sandwich at an ICE agent 8 times, do you get one sandwich free?
It wasn't even a hard roll!!!
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It wasn't even a hard roll!!!
That one on the right might be a real alien Antifa!!
October 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That one on the right might be a real alien Antifa!!
Not familiar with medbeds. Just googled to see what they were. My question is, do you use them before or after turning one's balls into toasticles?
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not familiar with medbeds. Just googled to see what they were. My question is, do you use them before or after turning one's balls into toasticles?
But she was always ready for her close-up...
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
But she was always ready for her close-up...
Don't forget Batshit Bachmann.
September 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Don't forget Batshit Bachmann.
Complicit is her middle name.
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Complicit is her middle name.
Apparently, Jeff Bezos spent so much money on his wedding to his hooker that he can no longer pay for vision care for his employees. No contact lenses or glasses for them! 😞
September 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Apparently, Jeff Bezos spent so much money on his wedding to his hooker that he can no longer pay for vision care for his employees. No contact lenses or glasses for them! 😞
Holy shit!!! This is from the Epstein birthday book! Disgusting!!!
September 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Holy shit!!! This is from the Epstein birthday book! Disgusting!!!
Reminder, this is the tough guy's house. It would be the most hilarious slap and tickle fight evah!!!!
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reminder, this is the tough guy's house. It would be the most hilarious slap and tickle fight evah!!!!
This is the dog he cuddles up with at night...
September 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is the dog he cuddles up with at night...
Argued with some moron on Yahoo News who said that Tom Hanks doesn't deserve an award, because he's only an actor. I asked what John Wayne, who never served and was only an actor, did to deserve an airport named after him. The answer was....
September 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Argued with some moron on Yahoo News who said that Tom Hanks doesn't deserve an award, because he's only an actor. I asked what John Wayne, who never served and was only an actor, did to deserve an airport named after him. The answer was....
I see Metamucilini is now getting hairstyling tips from Marsha Blackburn.
September 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I see Metamucilini is now getting hairstyling tips from Marsha Blackburn.
Can't believer that nobody has yet replaced Uncle Herschel with Bernie.
September 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can't believer that nobody has yet replaced Uncle Herschel with Bernie.
Hard rolls are classified as weapons of mass destruction. Danishes are banned until Denmark gives us Greenland. Black & whites are never allowed, because they are too woke.
August 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hard rolls are classified as weapons of mass destruction. Danishes are banned until Denmark gives us Greenland. Black & whites are never allowed, because they are too woke.