Parkers
@hr-parkers.bsky.social
Give me good coffee and I'll be your alibi. Give me great coffee and I'll bring the hydrogen peroxide, no questions asked.
I write novels. You're probably a character in one.
I garden extensively. I love digging holes in the dead of night.
I write novels. You're probably a character in one.
I garden extensively. I love digging holes in the dead of night.
(White) Shadow and (Black) Lotus are made of #floof and diabolical world domination.
#cats #fluffycats #smol #bnw
#cats #fluffycats #smol #bnw
June 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
(White) Shadow and (Black) Lotus are made of #floof and diabolical world domination.
#cats #fluffycats #smol #bnw
#cats #fluffycats #smol #bnw
Lotus is so smol. She can stay there all she pleases.
January 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Lotus is so smol. She can stay there all she pleases.
And y'all better be taking that shit SO seriously for the next 4+ years*
(*as if we weren't before. And yet, here we are, in the worst of times. Protect each other, bc the rapist and the ppl who voted him in will not)
(*as if we weren't before. And yet, here we are, in the worst of times. Protect each other, bc the rapist and the ppl who voted him in will not)
January 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
And y'all better be taking that shit SO seriously for the next 4+ years*
(*as if we weren't before. And yet, here we are, in the worst of times. Protect each other, bc the rapist and the ppl who voted him in will not)
(*as if we weren't before. And yet, here we are, in the worst of times. Protect each other, bc the rapist and the ppl who voted him in will not)
Is it cold in TX, or are these cats just in a throuple? Either way, love is love, gay and trans animals exist in nature, and if you fell asleep in biology class and missed that lesson, then stayed ignorant to fuel your bigotry, your dad told me on our date last night he doesn't love you.
January 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Is it cold in TX, or are these cats just in a throuple? Either way, love is love, gay and trans animals exist in nature, and if you fell asleep in biology class and missed that lesson, then stayed ignorant to fuel your bigotry, your dad told me on our date last night he doesn't love you.
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 AM
It's getting colder in Texas. Which means we add blankets to the bed nest, including the heated one.
Sherman approves.
Wait until he sees his new hoodies and jammies tomorrow 👀
PS eat the rich and fk Greg Abbott for profiting off our death (electric) grid
Sherman approves.
Wait until he sees his new hoodies and jammies tomorrow 👀
PS eat the rich and fk Greg Abbott for profiting off our death (electric) grid
December 6, 2024 at 4:33 AM
It's getting colder in Texas. Which means we add blankets to the bed nest, including the heated one.
Sherman approves.
Wait until he sees his new hoodies and jammies tomorrow 👀
PS eat the rich and fk Greg Abbott for profiting off our death (electric) grid
Sherman approves.
Wait until he sees his new hoodies and jammies tomorrow 👀
PS eat the rich and fk Greg Abbott for profiting off our death (electric) grid
#bannedbooks vs #automaticfirearms is not a debate that should have to exist.
November 29, 2024 at 7:38 PM
#bannedbooks vs #automaticfirearms is not a debate that should have to exist.
Hear me out. Just try it, my dudes. See where it goes 👀
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Hear me out. Just try it, my dudes. See where it goes 👀
Every time something women like becomes a running "joke" in order to further degrade us, I am reminded how clearly sexual orientation is not a choice bc why would anyone date (cis) men by choice?
November 27, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Every time something women like becomes a running "joke" in order to further degrade us, I am reminded how clearly sexual orientation is not a choice bc why would anyone date (cis) men by choice?
This child was out for my blood literally last night.
Then she saw my cats this morning and ✨️suddenly✨️ we're besties and those apple slices I've been offering for 12 hrs? Best treats everrrrr.
(No. She did not eat 12 hr old apples. Every time she ignored a slice, twas given to a rabbit.)
Then she saw my cats this morning and ✨️suddenly✨️ we're besties and those apple slices I've been offering for 12 hrs? Best treats everrrrr.
(No. She did not eat 12 hr old apples. Every time she ignored a slice, twas given to a rabbit.)
November 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This child was out for my blood literally last night.
Then she saw my cats this morning and ✨️suddenly✨️ we're besties and those apple slices I've been offering for 12 hrs? Best treats everrrrr.
(No. She did not eat 12 hr old apples. Every time she ignored a slice, twas given to a rabbit.)
Then she saw my cats this morning and ✨️suddenly✨️ we're besties and those apple slices I've been offering for 12 hrs? Best treats everrrrr.
(No. She did not eat 12 hr old apples. Every time she ignored a slice, twas given to a rabbit.)
When I say I'm misanthropic and prefer non-human company, idk what other humans think I mean.
I've recently been informed, whatever is pictured/assumed, is not what my living room hang time actually looks like 🤷♀️
I've recently been informed, whatever is pictured/assumed, is not what my living room hang time actually looks like 🤷♀️
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
When I say I'm misanthropic and prefer non-human company, idk what other humans think I mean.
I've recently been informed, whatever is pictured/assumed, is not what my living room hang time actually looks like 🤷♀️
I've recently been informed, whatever is pictured/assumed, is not what my living room hang time actually looks like 🤷♀️
This 10 week old joey is the size of my finger and as mad as 2 of me put together. Valid, tbh, baby girl. Very incredibly valid.
PS y'all ever hear a sugar glider crab? Shit is wild every time. Thumbnail sized car alarms 🔥🔥
PS y'all ever hear a sugar glider crab? Shit is wild every time. Thumbnail sized car alarms 🔥🔥
November 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
This 10 week old joey is the size of my finger and as mad as 2 of me put together. Valid, tbh, baby girl. Very incredibly valid.
PS y'all ever hear a sugar glider crab? Shit is wild every time. Thumbnail sized car alarms 🔥🔥
PS y'all ever hear a sugar glider crab? Shit is wild every time. Thumbnail sized car alarms 🔥🔥
Little Bit is a late gen savannah cat born to a feral foster in my bathroom more than a decade ago.
He finally stopped dropping onto my head as I enter a room, a few yrs ago. I'm grateful for that.
He finally stopped dropping onto my head as I enter a room, a few yrs ago. I'm grateful for that.
November 26, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Little Bit is a late gen savannah cat born to a feral foster in my bathroom more than a decade ago.
He finally stopped dropping onto my head as I enter a room, a few yrs ago. I'm grateful for that.
He finally stopped dropping onto my head as I enter a room, a few yrs ago. I'm grateful for that.
I know I say this a lot but listen when I make the only Star Trek reference I know:
It's a trap!
It's a trap!
November 25, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I know I say this a lot but listen when I make the only Star Trek reference I know:
It's a trap!
It's a trap!
Reminder that garden is the CUTEST name available for ppl who won't hesitate to pick up a large, sharp tool, jam it into the earth over, and over and over, to bury something very well, for fun.*
*we also know too much about composting, fertilizing, and breaking down organic materials
*we also know too much about composting, fertilizing, and breaking down organic materials
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Reminder that garden is the CUTEST name available for ppl who won't hesitate to pick up a large, sharp tool, jam it into the earth over, and over and over, to bury something very well, for fun.*
*we also know too much about composting, fertilizing, and breaking down organic materials
*we also know too much about composting, fertilizing, and breaking down organic materials
JackJack is not a morning chinchillada, but he will be damned if he lets his (room temp) pellet breakfast get cold.
November 22, 2024 at 3:33 PM
JackJack is not a morning chinchillada, but he will be damned if he lets his (room temp) pellet breakfast get cold.
Hunny Bunny doesn't believe me that we've made it through this week.
It's Friday, Hunny. It's safe to leave your cat tunnel, bruh.
It's Friday, Hunny. It's safe to leave your cat tunnel, bruh.
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Hunny Bunny doesn't believe me that we've made it through this week.
It's Friday, Hunny. It's safe to leave your cat tunnel, bruh.
It's Friday, Hunny. It's safe to leave your cat tunnel, bruh.
High key, I wonder how often this happens to the #Greenbrothers ? That'd be our wholesome yet haunting duo, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and @hankgreen.bsky.social
On the one hand, my bestie got her English bachelor's with me. On the other hand, she's a boomer at heart. 🙃
On the one hand, my bestie got her English bachelor's with me. On the other hand, she's a boomer at heart. 🙃
November 21, 2024 at 1:16 AM
High key, I wonder how often this happens to the #Greenbrothers ? That'd be our wholesome yet haunting duo, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and @hankgreen.bsky.social
On the one hand, my bestie got her English bachelor's with me. On the other hand, she's a boomer at heart. 🙃
On the one hand, my bestie got her English bachelor's with me. On the other hand, she's a boomer at heart. 🙃
FREAKY ASS WHITE BOY WEDNESDAY
November 20, 2024 at 11:17 PM
FREAKY ASS WHITE BOY WEDNESDAY
I'm not sponsored. I just want everyone to have nice things. And this is the nicest thing my cats and actual dinosaurs will let me have.
#deathwishcoffee #thickthighswitchyvibes
#deathwishcoffee #thickthighswitchyvibes
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I'm not sponsored. I just want everyone to have nice things. And this is the nicest thing my cats and actual dinosaurs will let me have.
#deathwishcoffee #thickthighswitchyvibes
#deathwishcoffee #thickthighswitchyvibes
Me: "Hey, Shadow. You'll never guess who the literal president elect wants in his cabinet next."
Shadow: *disassociates from compounded trauma*
Me: *same*
Shadow: *disassociates from compounded trauma*
Me: *same*
November 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Me: "Hey, Shadow. You'll never guess who the literal president elect wants in his cabinet next."
Shadow: *disassociates from compounded trauma*
Me: *same*
Shadow: *disassociates from compounded trauma*
Me: *same*
I wonder what my neighbors see when they walk by my house.
Do they feel watched? Do they realize it's not me??
Do they feel watched? Do they realize it's not me??
November 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I wonder what my neighbors see when they walk by my house.
Do they feel watched? Do they realize it's not me??
Do they feel watched? Do they realize it's not me??