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That brings back memories. As a kid we met I guy with an external speaker(?). To young to understand how it worked.
January 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Yeh, I had that happen. Not on a hot day, just years of sun shining on the glue. Silly design decision.

Used some special “Stick your mirror back on glue” from an auto parts store. Well actually, I stuck the base back on first, then reattached the mirror.
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 AM
And what if there is no wealthy family?
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
No, all women, should give this one man, a single cat, that all women own.
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Person or tombstone?
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
And nooses are just macrame?
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Heard about it much later. Not much. Bridge. Train. Something about tectonics. Didn’t know about the dam.

Or the aftermath. Imagine a Prime Minister actually coming to help. 😉
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Or, more subtle, take a seam ripper to the rear seams of all his slacks. Bonus points if they are already too small for him.
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Constantly.
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Constantly.
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Annoyed I can’t wear a complete ReadiMask for scans. Not anymore. New scar tissue under the edge tape.

Had to use a 3/4 earloop mask, stuck to my face with double sided tape, so said BCC & SCC could be removed.

Oh and I sent Sipivalves TM to someone having chemo.
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Our first ever Cooker recently. Supermarket staff appeared, “out of nowhere”. Manager chased her to “talk” to her. If she does it again she is banned!
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nose tape is the win if you wear glasses.

My earsavers, (a length of elastic), also stops the loops falling off my floppy old ears.

Then I got some headstrap masks, and the straps were too short for my big ass head. Cue, replacing elastic. Doh.
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have only had one person ask If I like them to mask.

Our dentist changed to better masks. Prompted. For us. Then all staff alway. Even saw him masked in local supermarket.

But I still wear a ReadiMask hack over my nose, and an ordinary mask over that, so I can talk to him.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I said no to that question, before surgery.

I haven’t had a chance to say yes, meaning my autoimmunity.
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Since she didn’t say, are you infectious, and you were at the doctors…..

I wonder if she would have masked, if you had said yes I am ill?
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The spiral bound bit of the calendar is very odd too.
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
As if the men aren’t also yelling abuse.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Yes, that looks more like a calender than a pocket calculator.
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Alice in Chains
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
Oasis
Kraftwerk
Radiohead
?
Smashing Pumpkins
Nine Inch Nails
Soundgarden
Stone Temple Pilots
Cranberries
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
?
Counting Crows
Corn
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
M=Male
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
One child & dead. Dead before menopause.

Disabled. Crazy & unsafe around kids. Suicides.

Very pregnant, or on bedrest for high risk pregnancies.

So who is looking after all these children. Doing all the other service jobs?

Wife & kids for all?

Nope. Understaffed giant nurseries.
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If ”targeted fluid therapy” is IV fluids during a procedure, I can confirm that it is fabulous.

Previous procedure, (gastroscopes), with six hour nil orally? Recovery was…. interesting.

Surgeon’s “special” Low Adrenaline Local Anaesthetic Mix, was also great.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Remember the woman who filed for divorce.

Then the guy rocked up alone.

He thought he could just use his wife’s lawyer!
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM