Hardwood Paroxysm
@hpbasketball.bsky.social
Senior NBA Writer at the Action Network. Episodic maniac writer. Hates your team. Yes yours.
Buckets podcast: https://www.actionnetwork.com/podcasts/buckets
Buckets podcast: https://www.actionnetwork.com/podcasts/buckets
Here's what it looks like adjusted.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Here's what it looks like adjusted.
@dloitz.bsky.social Portland is hidden right behind Dallas, same numbers.
Brooklyn is literally so bad in transition, they're off the chart.
Brooklyn is literally so bad in transition, they're off the chart.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@dloitz.bsky.social Portland is hidden right behind Dallas, same numbers.
Brooklyn is literally so bad in transition, they're off the chart.
Brooklyn is literally so bad in transition, they're off the chart.
CHARTS! Data through Sunday morning.
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CHARTS! Data through Sunday morning.
Some numbers from This Week In The League.
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Some numbers from This Week In The League.
We're beginning discussion of our Locked on NBA Signature Moves tournament. You can vote on some of the matchups in the first round here:
www.youtube.com/@LockedOnNBA...
www.youtube.com/@LockedOnNBA...
August 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We're beginning discussion of our Locked on NBA Signature Moves tournament. You can vote on some of the matchups in the first round here:
www.youtube.com/@LockedOnNBA...
www.youtube.com/@LockedOnNBA...
I know, I know, someone already said so. I replaced it with this:
July 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I know, I know, someone already said so. I replaced it with this:
Don't worry, I thought of you.
June 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Don't worry, I thought of you.
DM me with an address and which sticker you want, No Jinx or Swipe And Gripe
May 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
DM me with an address and which sticker you want, No Jinx or Swipe And Gripe
Just added this piece.
March 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just added this piece.
The top-10 offenses, era-adjusted.
You'll notice the Jordan Bulls were the only teams to win the title from this group.
You'll notice the Jordan Bulls were the only teams to win the title from this group.
February 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The top-10 offenses, era-adjusted.
You'll notice the Jordan Bulls were the only teams to win the title from this group.
You'll notice the Jordan Bulls were the only teams to win the title from this group.
The defensive EPM and on/off court stuff on Luka-AD is really interesting.
February 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The defensive EPM and on/off court stuff on Luka-AD is really interesting.
Here's the on/off splits for the two Lakers involved in the trade.
February 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Here's the on/off splits for the two Lakers involved in the trade.
I want good things for Zach LaVine and therefore I want him to not play with DeMar DeRozan. DeRozan is a real hooper, the hooperest hooper and one of the most beloved guys in the league. But this DOES not work.
February 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I want good things for Zach LaVine and therefore I want him to not play with DeMar DeRozan. DeRozan is a real hooper, the hooperest hooper and one of the most beloved guys in the league. But this DOES not work.
On the Warriors' Three-Body Problem, decayed orbit, and what it will take to get them back above the atmosphere.
substack-proxy.glitch.me/articles/ope...
substack-proxy.glitch.me/articles/ope...
January 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
On the Warriors' Three-Body Problem, decayed orbit, and what it will take to get them back above the atmosphere.
substack-proxy.glitch.me/articles/ope...
substack-proxy.glitch.me/articles/ope...
Jokic sits with three fouls.
He had 12-11-8 in a half.
Only five players in NBA history have averaged 12-11-8 or better in a season.
He had 12-11-8 in a half.
Only five players in NBA history have averaged 12-11-8 or better in a season.
January 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jokic sits with three fouls.
He had 12-11-8 in a half.
Only five players in NBA history have averaged 12-11-8 or better in a season.
He had 12-11-8 in a half.
Only five players in NBA history have averaged 12-11-8 or better in a season.
I'm so excited for this new feature from
@JADubin5
that examines how aggressive defenses are and how versatile they are. Really important for understanding defenses.
www.lastnightinbasketball.com/p/nba-defens...
@JADubin5
that examines how aggressive defenses are and how versatile they are. Really important for understanding defenses.
www.lastnightinbasketball.com/p/nba-defens...
January 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'm so excited for this new feature from
@JADubin5
that examines how aggressive defenses are and how versatile they are. Really important for understanding defenses.
www.lastnightinbasketball.com/p/nba-defens...
@JADubin5
that examines how aggressive defenses are and how versatile they are. Really important for understanding defenses.
www.lastnightinbasketball.com/p/nba-defens...
A look at DPOY and why we should talk about guards more, especially Shai and Amen.
open.substack.com/pub/hardwood...
open.substack.com/pub/hardwood...
January 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A look at DPOY and why we should talk about guards more, especially Shai and Amen.
open.substack.com/pub/hardwood...
open.substack.com/pub/hardwood...
Jokic with 31-15-15. Fourth time in his career 30-15-15. Only two players have more than two in their career, Jokic and Oscar.
November 11, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Jokic with 31-15-15. Fourth time in his career 30-15-15. Only two players have more than two in their career, Jokic and Oscar.