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Has anyone tried the click and drag trick with the redacted Epstein files yet?
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
MC Hammer crossing.
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My favorite people movers, in my favorite church.
December 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Today I have talked to the kids, my best friend in the whole world, and to the extent possible, everyone else who is close enough to matter. But g*ddamn if I didn’t almost let a tear go when my high school track coach texted me out of the blue.
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is to me y’all. Back off.
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Merry Christmas fellas. Hug the ones you love.
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Me: convalescing in Mexico City because multi-day hikes are a young man’s (or woman’s) game.

Also me: walked 12 miles through the city today.
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Midnight Mass, Metropolitan Cathedral
Mexico City

That, folks is an organ.

And I’m not sure why the pendulum would be here.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
First official plastic/water bottle infrastructure pic of the trip.
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Gonna call shenanigans here.
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Offered without comment.
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
RIP, jazz.
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Satan is everywhere.
December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You’re supposed to leave a note so if you go missing, the rangers know where to look…
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Window
Mile 0 of the Big Bend 100.

It was nice knowing you. Yes, even you. But not you. Or you.
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Siri, find me some civilization out here.

Siri:
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
G*d Bless Texas.

(I’m still going faster.)
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hey Siri, get directions to [somewhere that’s still in my state]:
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me and George, headed back to the barn.
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Boop. Got your nose.
December 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If illegal, why not prosecute?
“Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power…”
Jack Smith Tells Lawmakers Donald Trump Brought Charges On Himself
The former special counsel came to Capitol Hill on Wednesday for a high-stakes deposition.
www.huffpost.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What the hell, Big Bend.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM