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I mean one of the things they are “negotiating” for is that they need to get a judicial warrant before entering a private home. That’s like negotiating for the right to criticize the government. I can’t wait to see what they give up in return for that one.
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I mean one of the things they are “negotiating” for is that they need to get a judicial warrant before entering a private home. That’s like negotiating for the right to criticize the government. I can’t wait to see what they give up in return for that one.
Senate Dems would never fall for such an obvious ruse. Surely they would realize the absence of bad faith in their adversaries. Only a ridiculous fool would … oh, crap they already have, haven’t they?
January 29, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Senate Dems would never fall for such an obvious ruse. Surely they would realize the absence of bad faith in their adversaries. Only a ridiculous fool would … oh, crap they already have, haven’t they?
Really? I mean, despite all their extensive training?
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Really? I mean, despite all their extensive training?
Why did you hide the information you had from Epstein?
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Why did you hide the information you had from Epstein?
Why didn’t he just send the Cave Caucus a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER?
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why didn’t he just send the Cave Caucus a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER?
Can I get a “Bye, Felicia” times eight
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can I get a “Bye, Felicia” times eight
Kind of a low bar there TBH.
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Kind of a low bar there TBH.
Looking forward to the press conference where all of you say everything’s fine and you’re awesome and you just have to stay the course!
September 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Looking forward to the press conference where all of you say everything’s fine and you’re awesome and you just have to stay the course!
I look forward to the 6-3 SCOTUS ruling. “And therefore, it is clear that what happened in Texas and Florida was entirely lawful but what happened in New York and California was not.”
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I look forward to the 6-3 SCOTUS ruling. “And therefore, it is clear that what happened in Texas and Florida was entirely lawful but what happened in New York and California was not.”
Grandpa, why did they change to robot umpires?
July 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Grandpa, why did they change to robot umpires?
“Blindsided.” Yeah, how could you possibly have seen that coming. Aside from, you know, reading.
July 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Blindsided.” Yeah, how could you possibly have seen that coming. Aside from, you know, reading.
Now follow it up with a strongly worded letter.
June 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Now follow it up with a strongly worded letter.
Where are the conservatives of conscience? Might as well ask for the whereabouts of the Whigs or the Bull Moose Party.
June 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Where are the conservatives of conscience? Might as well ask for the whereabouts of the Whigs or the Bull Moose Party.
Awesome! Go for it young man!
May 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Awesome! Go for it young man!
Wait, you mean he has another pitch besides “everyone should just go to church more”?
April 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Wait, you mean he has another pitch besides “everyone should just go to church more”?
That’s what happens when the Supreme Court makes up an immunity doctrine for you.
April 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
That’s what happens when the Supreme Court makes up an immunity doctrine for you.
“Army in disarray” is too nice a description of the Democratic Party. “Army” implies that they can fight, for one thing.
April 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“Army in disarray” is too nice a description of the Democratic Party. “Army” implies that they can fight, for one thing.
Every word was accurate. That party is a complete mess and needs to be gutted.
March 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Every word was accurate. That party is a complete mess and needs to be gutted.
So the Leopard ate her face, huh? Tots n pears.
March 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So the Leopard ate her face, huh? Tots n pears.
Most people move past the “the victim did not get due process” argument around fourth, maybe fifth grade. You can say that about any crime. We hold the government to a higher standard than criminals when it seeks to deprive a person of their liberty.
March 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Most people move past the “the victim did not get due process” argument around fourth, maybe fifth grade. You can say that about any crime. We hold the government to a higher standard than criminals when it seeks to deprive a person of their liberty.
Fuck every last one of them. They both-sides’ed and normalized us right into this mess.
March 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck every last one of them. They both-sides’ed and normalized us right into this mess.
