Brice
@hownowhellcow.bsky.social
Hell cow and/or Koopa • 30 • He/him • The big is here: @bricebowl.bsky.social • Icon @jamesfrioart.bsky.social
You never went to clown college. Did you.
July 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You never went to clown college. Did you.
Hey gram, I gotta go. I'm getting pulled over.
"Oh, you're such a good driver. I'm sure you'll be fine. I do worry about this Communist, though."
Bye, grammie. Love you.
"I love you, too. Buhbye."
*Cop lets me know my left brake light was out*
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"Oh, you're such a good driver. I'm sure you'll be fine. I do worry about this Communist, though."
Bye, grammie. Love you.
"I love you, too. Buhbye."
*Cop lets me know my left brake light was out*
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July 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hey gram, I gotta go. I'm getting pulled over.
"Oh, you're such a good driver. I'm sure you'll be fine. I do worry about this Communist, though."
Bye, grammie. Love you.
"I love you, too. Buhbye."
*Cop lets me know my left brake light was out*
⚰️
"Oh, you're such a good driver. I'm sure you'll be fine. I do worry about this Communist, though."
Bye, grammie. Love you.
"I love you, too. Buhbye."
*Cop lets me know my left brake light was out*
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"Oh. Have you heard about this communist Muslim running for mayor in NYC?"
I have! He's not a communist, though.
"Oh, but he is! He's a democratic socialist."
That's not communism, gam-gam. It's-
*Police car flashes me to pull over*
I have! He's not a communist, though.
"Oh, but he is! He's a democratic socialist."
That's not communism, gam-gam. It's-
*Police car flashes me to pull over*
July 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"Oh. Have you heard about this communist Muslim running for mayor in NYC?"
I have! He's not a communist, though.
"Oh, but he is! He's a democratic socialist."
That's not communism, gam-gam. It's-
*Police car flashes me to pull over*
I have! He's not a communist, though.
"Oh, but he is! He's a democratic socialist."
That's not communism, gam-gam. It's-
*Police car flashes me to pull over*
Oh, "Work being stressful" isn't a big deal.
"You're stressed? Why?"
Just a lot of last-minute asks coming in. But I was due for a week like this, haha.
"What's due?"
Oh, I mean I haven't had a week like this in (All weeks since May have been like this)...a bit.
"You're stressed? Why?"
Just a lot of last-minute asks coming in. But I was due for a week like this, haha.
"What's due?"
Oh, I mean I haven't had a week like this in (All weeks since May have been like this)...a bit.
July 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh, "Work being stressful" isn't a big deal.
"You're stressed? Why?"
Just a lot of last-minute asks coming in. But I was due for a week like this, haha.
"What's due?"
Oh, I mean I haven't had a week like this in (All weeks since May have been like this)...a bit.
"You're stressed? Why?"
Just a lot of last-minute asks coming in. But I was due for a week like this, haha.
"What's due?"
Oh, I mean I haven't had a week like this in (All weeks since May have been like this)...a bit.
It was its faded expression that called it for me.
June 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It was its faded expression that called it for me.
June 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Thanks, Bully! I needed that one. 🫂
June 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thanks, Bully! I needed that one. 🫂